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Triple H, October 2011:

“When I grew up, I hated Hogan. I thought he was terrible and didn’t like to watch him. I was like Punk in a way. I liked the Steamboats and Flairs and the ones that could go. Would I be right in saying that Hogan was the wrong guy to go with, and they should’ve changed directions and gone with Steamboat because he was the better wrestler? Ludicrous.” - Triple H. October, 2011.

Road to Survivor Series 2012

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Summer Slam is here.

Survivor Series is in November from Indianapolis.

Let’s go from the bottom of the card up.

8. Number One Contender Match: Empire (Barrett/Gabriel) v. Douchebags (Sandow/Ryder)
The crumbling of Underground continues. This program is incited by the return of Barrett, out almost the entirety of 2012. He gets a couple of vignettes to build his return (he’s tougher, meaner, you know how that goes.  Plus, he promises that upon his return, he’s going to make a big impact).  He’s going to wrestle in a trios with Gabriel and Kidd in his first match, but previously that evening a member of Douchebags (Hawkins, writing him out) is found half dead in a dark room in the back.

Sandow immediately blames Barrett, this is his big impact – and after Empire gets a win over whomever (Colons and someone, probably) Douchebags hit the ring (Ryder/Slater are who is left with the group) Sandow and Barrett going nose to nose.  Michael Cole, affiliated with both groups, unable to break up the brawl.

The stakes for the match – winner goes to the Rumble to take on the champs.    Barrett neither confirms nor denies the attack on Hawkins, leading, obviously, everyone to assume (as is his intent) his guilt. 

7. Mistico v. Tyson Kidd
While we’re discussing Kidd – he has a match also, building from the Summer Slam run in.  Kidd wasn’t Empire, recall, but he’s proved himself over recent months and Barrett fully accepts him upon his return.  This is mainly for the workrate and will be referenced further up the card.

6. Sheamus v. PAUL
Sheamus beats someone and then cuts a “I’m the toughest man in the WWF” promo which draws PAUL from the back.  He says he can’t come off the top rope anymore, but like Kane found out at Summer Slam, if he lands one punch on the chin he can beat anyone in the sport.  Sheamus laughs, PAULs fat and washed up – Paul palms his face and sends Sheamus across the ring.

5. Claudio Castagnoli v. John Cena
4. Nick Nemeth v. The Miz
We reach the IC tournament. This will be treated as if all four men are building matches against each other; there’s a little bit of emphasis to the specific opponent, but since it’s a tournament; we can have tag matches in all the various configurations to help build animosity among all four guys, as none have any affiliation with any other

The stories for all four – Nemeth is easiest to see, he’s looking for the Triple Crown and immortality.  Cena’s looking for his first singles title (and he doesn’t like factions, particularly GDI – everyone else is in a group, albeit Miz’s group is currently small).  Cena can cut promos about his faction being the WWF, his stable is the fans, he won’t come to the ring with a manager but he might bring his light tubes. 

Miz, still turning heel if not now a full heel and Claudio, happy go lucky to the end, are looking for their first ever WWF belts (Miz, obviously, his first belt of any type, anywhere). 

All 4 men appear, with Foley, on the only episode of Heyman Hustle in this build – Heyman establishes that Foley is really resting the success of his Commissionership on the outcome of this tournament, and then looks to get in digs at each of the four guys (his seeming lack of interest in Underground always gets under Regal’s skin; he  asks Claudio what it’s like to get Danielson’s dry cleaning, he talks about all the tag titles Orton has won since teaming with Cena and contrasts that with Cena having won none, and he ignores Miz entirely). 

There’s also a 3 way on the go home show that will be referenced later that Claudio is a part of, he’ll be taken out of that match by Nemeth – who will then be laid out by Cena – who then gets laid out by Miz – Miz stands tall, making the sign for the belt, as we go to the event.

3. Tags: Young Money (Kingston/Killings) v. Defiance (Orton/Bernard)
Yes, that’s Giant Bernard.

Defiance adds a third member in this stretch; there’s a few weeks building to a number one contenders match between Defiance and a returning DiBiase/McIntyre – Hooligans and Defiance coming together, Ted taking on his former partner.

Defiance wins, Orton pinning Ted with the RKO – and postmatch Bernard makes his WWF return, cleans house, and joins Defiance (recall at WWF 100, Bernard was part of the wrestlers in attendance and did not get the treatment his New Japan success would seemingly have earned him).  Bernard says he hasn’t been Albert in years – he’s Giant Bernard, he’s been half of one of the greatest tag teams in Japan, and now he’s one third of the greatest tag team in WWF.  

And your matches at the top of the card.

2. CM Punk v. Dos Caras, Jr.
1. WWF Title: Bryan Danielson v. Rey Mysterio
These matches work together.  Danielson’s announcement of his SSeries opponent is the conclusion of RAW the night after SSlam – he says he’s the best wrestler in the world and he wants to defend the WWF Title against one of the best wrestlers of all time – and he calls for Rey.
Danielson tells Rey it will be an honor to test himself against a man of his historic significance with the WWF title on the line. 

The next week, the match gets raised by an unlikely source, Caras.  He’s asked by Josh in the back about something pertaining to whomever he’s wrestling that night, and he doesn’t want to talk about that – instead, he says he was disgusted by the way Danielson treated Mysterio – Rey Mysterio is a hero to the Hispanic people and Danielson treated him like a fossil – Dos Caras says Mysterio isn’t a charity case, he can’t believe that Danielson expressed such contempt for a hero. 

The announce is a little baffled. 

A week later, the whole Dos Caras crew comes to the ring to introduce the Mysterio tribute video that will serve as backdrop for the build – it’s all the title wins, ending with Mysterio’s victory over Danielson at the Rumble. 

Two and a half weeks later, the main for Fight Night is Rey v. Pac, which is sort of a thing – Steamboat is particularly animated during the match – and eventually Caras comes to ringside.

Rey has been working on submission holds in preparation to face Danielson, and the match ends with his putting Pac in a hold – Steamboat is close to the ropes and reaches out his hand to point to it – as if to say “grab the rope” – but it’s close enough that when Dos Caras knocks his arm down and then claims that what Steamboat was trying to do was push the rope to Pac – it doesn’t seem ridiculous.

Pac submits. 

On RAW we get a Vicki/Rey backstage piece, Vicki tells Rey that she can trust Dos Caras, that he’s misunderstood, that she’s happy and that Eddy would have wanted them to be friends.

We are not supposed to believe any of this.

It’s not like it’s crazy – but neither should it appear to most fans like a face turn; the announcers don’t believe it but sometimes they doubt their disbelief. 

Dos Caras/Rey/Mistico win a three way over Empire (there’s enough Kidd/Mistico interaction to get you excited about their PPV match).

Rey pins Barrett.

And the go home is Dos Caras/Rey/Mistico against Danielson/Claudio/Pac.  That’s the match where Claudio gets taken out in the IC tournament angle – and down 3 to 2, Danielson gets pinned.

He’s pinned by Dos Caras, who steals it from Rey – not overtly, Rey hits the 619 but then can’t follow up because Pac makes the save, but Dos Caras is there to finish Danielson off. 

Punk?

In the midst of all of this is the speculation about Punk’s return. It’s less speculation than it is relief that he doesn’t appear to have career threatening injuries.  He almost certainly will return for Wrestlemania. 

There’s a taped piece with Danielson/Steamboat, it’s quiet, Danielson asks “how’s he doing” – Steamboat says “he won’t take my calls” – there’s a beat, Steamboat says “you know this is gonna happen, right?” 

Danielson’s response, designed to seem as if he’s kidding, mostly, “just leave the towel at home, Rick.”

That gets us to a Raw where Punk is promoted to return – “to confront Ricky Steamboat”
Punk, in streetclothes, fuming, as if he’s just been stewing in his own juice since Summer Slam, comes to the ring and calls out Steamboat.  Steamboat and Danielson come to the ring together.  Punk is just hot – he gets right in Danielson’s face and the two are nose to nose for just as beat before Steamboat quietly says “Punk, go home.  Come back in January.”

Punk wheels on Steamboat says he has one question – one question that keeps him up at night – why?  Why did Steamboat give up on him – why did he throw in that towel?

Steamboat says Punk is the most stubborn man he’s ever met, and he’s met the Dynamite Kid – Steamboat says it was one fight, and Punk would rather Lesnar broke his arm off than just admit that he had lost.  “Why did I stop the fight?  Because it was over. You just didn’t know it yet.”

Punk says Steamboat’s full of shit; that he never believed in him the way he believed in Danielson.  Punk turns to Danielson, says he is sick to death of him walking around like he’s better than everyone.

Danielson says that, of all people, for Punk to say that someone else is too confident is the dumbest thing he’s ever heard.  Punk balls a fist – Danielson shakes his head “Jesus man – it’s just one fight.  You have 3 WWF Titles, let it go.  Look – you want to go, fine – we’ll go – but not now, man, just go home.”

Punk says he just has one more question – he turns back to Steamboat but points at Danielson.

“If it was him – if he was the one in that hold – would you have thrown in the towel?”

There’s a beat – but then no answer as Dos Caras’s music hits to interrupt. He stays on the ramp.

Dos Caras says Punk shouldn’t go home – Punk should get back to training, training to face him at Survivor Series.

Dos Caras says that anti Hispanic bigot Danielson will lose to a great hero, Rey Mysterio – and his sidekick Punk will lose to, maybe one day, a hero, Dos Caras. 

Steamboat is quick to step in – calls Dos Caras trash, says Punk is in no condition to fight.

And that, of course, causes Punk to accept.

For a couple of weeks there’s a little “they’re not going to let this happen, right” chatter – leading to a 

Foley/Punk confrontation.  Foley tells Punk he isn’t going to let him wrestle – Punk calls Foley a hypocrite, and details the litany of things Foley did to his body.  Punk says no one stopped Foley.  That allows for the full Foley promo, the full on classic, screaming Foley promo “maybe somebody should have” – Foley talks about how he can’t climb stairs and sometimes it takes him a second to remember his children’s names – “do you know what hurts – falling off a cage doesn’t hurt – having to say “little buddy” while you desperately try to remember your son’s name – that’s what pain is”

The result, however, winds up being that Foley relents – he isn’t Punk’s father, he isn’t responsible for Punk’s choices – if he wants to get in that ring at Survivor Series, he does so at his own risk.

There’s a makeup scene with all of GDI (not Punk at the outset) on the go home RAW prior to the event (the aforementioned 6 man is at the end of the week on Fight Night, so that's the real go home scene) with the whole crew in the ring, Hero is the guy in charge of fiery GDI speeches now, he’s exhorting everyone to stand behind Claudio as he advances in the IC Tournament – behind Danielson as he keeps his WWF Title – and behind their friend Punk as he beats Dos Caras – the full crew claps for the missing Punk – and then he enters – Punk shakes hands with Steamboat – shakes hands with Danielson – all of GDI is together as RAW ends. 

And that’s the build.

WWF Title Bryan Danielson (w/Steamboat) v. Rey Mysterio
CM Punk  v. Dos Caras, Jr. (w/Vicki and Ricardo)
Tags: Young Money v. Defiance
IC Tournament: Nick Nemeth (w/Regal) v. The Miz
                             Claudio Castagnoli (w/Steamboat) v. John Cena
Sheamus (w/Regal) v. PAUL
Mistico v. Tyson Kidd (w/Cole)
Number One Contender: Empire v. Douchebags

The next TNA show is in October.  Wish me luck.  And Survivor Series in November.










Summer Slam 2012

Thursday, August 01, 2013

The build is here.







Summer Slam 2012 – Los Angeles
(Dark: Pac d. Black
Kidd d. Mistico)

Joey/JR is the announce.  Foley joins them during the IC Tournament matches.

1.       Dos Caras, Jr. (w/Ricardo and Vicki) d. HHH-M (w/Stephanie)
This is a definitive submission win; playing off Stephanie allows Vicki to emerge more fully into her real world gimmick in the build (I essentially like Vicki, she draws heat and I like her as part of this act) Ricardo takes a bump in every Dos Caras match. This should feel like an ending, both of the Dos Caras “my family is better than your family” gimmick and on Hunter’s career, as the booking sheet always goes a year in advance, and he is currently not on it. It’s not an official retirement, ‘cause you never know, but he and the Princess leave the ring arm in arm postmatch and the sense should be you might not see them again in this capacity. 

Intercontinental Tournament

Prior to the first match is a taped piece from the pre-event press conference; Foley and 7 of the 8 competitors (Jericho no-shows) getting photographed, a videotape from the Rock, from his Hollywood Hills home, saying he'll proudly return at the Rumble to meet the winner, that kind of thing. A reporter asks Foley the question that has come up multiple times in the build – if his allowing the Rock to leave for so many months with the IC belt is due to their pre-existing relationship.  Foley says he’ll stake his Commissionership on the tournament, that once the Rumble is over, if it hasn’t been worth it, he’ll be the first one to admit it. That doesn't end the chatter about the wisdom of not just stripping the Rock, but it becomes the conclusion of each of those discussions - we'll evaluate when the Rumble is over.  

2.       The Miz d. Santino
3.       John Cena d. Titus O’ Neil (w/Young)
Two fairly quick matches to open the IC Tournament; Miz continues his turn by doing something no one ever does with Santino, he attacks him while he is still on the ramp, still in his super timid persona. So, you're allowed to either see Miz as he sees himself (smart, so smart, look how smart) or as a smarmy guy attacking someone super weak.  Miz finishes Santino off pretty readily; Cena similarly has little trouble with O’Neil (eventually, I see Santino joining TPPTPPP for the house show comedy).  Both men will return when their next round opponents win.

Before those next two IC matches, a very special episode of the Heyman Hustle.

Paul says he has no guest tonight, that his only guest is the 5800 dollars he has in his wallet and the fraction 5/8.  There is 5/8 of the card remaining tonight and Paul wants to make a very serious offer to those who brought children to the event, or to pregnant women, or anyone with a sensitive stomach – for those who want to leave right now, Paul will personally provide a pro-rated refund, 5/8 of the face value of their ticket up to a total of 5800 dollars. They need to leave right now, just get up and head to the box office, and no one will think less of them for it.  It's not the brave choice, but discretion is the better part of valor.

Why?

Because tonight a terrible, terrible beating will be inflicted upon CM Punk – by Brock Lesnar. A beating unseen by most in attendance tonight, a beating they are not prepared for in a normal night of family friendly fun.  

Paul does another 20 seconds or so describing that beating when he’s interrupted by Ricky Steamboat, who emerges on the ramp (he stays there).

Steamboat says CM Punk has won the WWF Title more often than Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, and Ricky Steamboat – and a man like that doesn’t just lay down and roll over, even for Brock Lesnar, and there are 18,000 fans here tonight who are all waiting to see Punk give everything he has (note, he doesn’t say Punk’s going to win)

Paul responds – Rick, tell Danielson that Brock Lesnar is still going to knock on his door; that tonight is just an appetizer.

That brings out Regal (also stays on the ramp). Regal says when Sheamus wins the WWF Title tonight, bringing it back Underground, Brock Lesnar won’t need to knock, Sheamus will be knocking – 

Underground doesn’t cower in fear, Underground is who knocks in the WWF.

And then, without music, Jericho stumbles down the ramp.  His suit is in tatters, he stumbles to one side of the aisle, puts his back into the crowd and mumbles “come on baby.” More than 15 years ago now I had an email exchange with Jericho where I said his entrance looked like an invitation for the fans to rub his nipples.  He thought that was funny.  

4.       Claudio Castagnoli (w/Steamboat) d. Chris Jericho
This wraps this version of Jericho, by the end of the match, his suit is entirely torn from his body, strewn in tatters throughout the ring. He stumbles into all of his old spots, which he hits for the last time (at least for the foreseeable future) it’s Jericho greatest hits by a homeless man. 

Claudio is dancing, giant swinging, happy warrior Euro Claudio, hitting his uppercuts from multiple angles, demonstrating the varied moveset and finishing Jericho off with the Ricola Bomb.  If Jericho could turn into a pile of dust and disappear, that’s the feeling that should be left. It's as good a match as they can have given those parameters and a decided, thorough, whipping by Claudio.  

Cena enters following the match, he and Claudio will be matched up at Survivor Series and they go nose to nose. 

5.       Nick Nemeth (w/Regal) d.  Rey Mysterio
This is a screwjob; Regal interferes, even during the finish, and at some point during the match Tyson Kidd runs in for an unseen highspot.  The announce notes that Underground might similarly be able to steal the WWF Title later tonight. Rey gets most of the match; Nemeth/Rey have essentially been portrayed as 50/50 in each of their matches, in this one it's more 75/25 Mysterio with the outside interference portrayed as allowing Nemeth to steal one.  

The Miz enters postmatch and they replicate the spot we saw following the prior match.

6.       WWF Tag Titles: Young Money d. DMW
The rules, recall, are relaxed in all Young Money matches, allowing Kingston to do one ridiculous dive and Killings to use foreign objects.  This becomes a tornado match and ends with Kingston pinning Kane.

PAUL, recall, who had been upset with his current station as part of the build, aids Kane in getting off the mat, and then punches him right on the chin, dropping him cold to the canvas. PAUL walks away, disgusted, angry, breathing fire.  

7.       No Disqualification: Brock Lesnar (w/Heyman) d. CM Punk (w/Steamboat)
Here’s why you bought the show; it’s Brock’s post UFC return to a WWF ring. Heyman, very deliberately, folds his arms and leans against the announce table - throughout the match he never moves - doesn't express concern, just stares, arms folded, smiling the entire time at Punk.

The template for this match is real world Brock/Cena – it’s a stiff sprint, super physical, dominated by Lesnar, but the finish is Brock getting an armhold on Punk, the one that just broke Hero’s arm, and when, after just one beat, Punk doesn’t submit, Steamboat throws in the towel.

You didn’t think the towel had just been sitting there all year just for hell of it.  I thought about calling this a Chekov’s Gun Match.

The announce quickly signs off on Steamboat’s decision – Punk had taken a pretty good beating but he is exactly the guy who might just let Brock break his arm before submitting, Steamboat was protecting his guy.

Do you think Punk will feel similarly?

The rest of GDI hits the ring fast to aid Punk, who is incapacitated, Steamboat breaks away from the group to vigorously talk to Foley at ringside – the result of that conversation, as we’ll see prior to the start of the main event, is that Regal is banned from ringside for the title match.

Paul and Brock soak in whatever the postmatch reaction is - the announce puts Brock over hard, just as they've been doing since his return - without beign said, the feeling about Brock should be the feeling the public had when he first made his real world return - he won a legit fighting title, he's a shoot badass; and when he breaks Hero's arm and then beats Punk nearly to death - it further demonstrates that; he is an unstoppable beast.  And he belongs to Paul Heyman.  

8.       WWF Title: Bryan Danielson d. Sheamus
As mentioned, Regal is removed (and Steamboat doesn’t return, he’s with Punk)– and so when the run in spot, presumably planned, is attempted, it’s a cluster.  Douchebags (led by Sandow) hit the ramp at the same time as Gabriel/Kidd.  Cole attempts to mediate – he is managing both groups; Kidd stands decidedly with Gabriel, before they can organize we get the Mania spot replicated – Pac coming off the top of the video wall to crash into the group.  No one interferes in the match; it’s long, the best match they can have, Danielson overcoming the size disparity and getting the pinfall to keep his belt.

Danielson stands alone in the ring, holding his belt aloft, as the show ends.  No GDI, they left with Punk, no Underground, they got wiped out by Pac - not even Steamboat - just Bryan Danielson holding the WWF Championship in the air as the show ends.

The build for Survivor Series (main event spoiler alert - Danielson v. Rey) is in September; the next TNA show (tick....tick....tick...) is October, and then Survivor Series, obviously, in November.  See you then.  





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