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Triple H, October 2011:

“When I grew up, I hated Hogan. I thought he was terrible and didn’t like to watch him. I was like Punk in a way. I liked the Steamboats and Flairs and the ones that could go. Would I be right in saying that Hogan was the wrong guy to go with, and they should’ve changed directions and gone with Steamboat because he was the better wrestler? Ludicrous.” - Triple H. October, 2011.

Road to Wrestlemania Silver Part One - The Double Main Event

Saturday, February 13, 2010



(the links are at the bottom)
Wrestlemania Silver is coming soon from Houston, probably the very beginning of April.  Our last show was the Rumble.

There is a double main event; we'll set that up here, later this month will come part two of the Road to Silver - and then one more step in March will finish us up.  Below is the full main event history of Wrestlemania - plus the complete Wrestlemania histories of the 6 men who are competing in the double main event at Silver (also, links, to all 24 previous Manias).

WWF Championship: Chris Jericho v. The Messiah Shawn Michaels
It's a rematch from XXI (Shawn won) the histories of the two men and how this match fits in the eternal Hart/Clique narrative is below.  But here - we left off at the Rumble with a returning Michaels, gone since XXIV (except for constant video reminders of his being the only man in WWF history to ever hold ten belts) superkicking Jericho cold after Jericho's title defense over HHH-M. 

At the close of RAW the following night, Michaels cuts a promo where he burns his old gear.

The short haired Michaels, now dressed all in white, says 20 years ago, The Heartbreak Kid competed at his very first Wrestlemania.  And for 20 years, the HeartBreak Kid spilled his blood for the entertainment of the WWE Universe (kidding). 

No - he spilled his blood for the entertainment of the fans. 

But no more.

Shawn says he's not here to condemn the fans - not here to rail anymore about how they don't appreciate him - the Heartbreak Kid won ten titles, more than anyone in WWF history - that's plenty of appreciation.

But it's time to stop.  Not stop wrestling - but stop wrestling for entertainment.

Because the last thing WWF fans need is to be entertained - the last thing Americans need right now is to be entertained - you people need a wake up call - you people, the WWF fans, the United States - you people have lost your way.  It used to be that we had a moral compass - that we understood right and wrong - there were principles, virtues, given to us whole by our savior, Jesus Christ, that we accepted (if Shawn were to get choked up, that would be good) and we have just lost our way.  You know it.  You know it in the music we listen to - in the movies we watch - you can see every element of our culture completely on the wrong track - from the man, Barack Hussein Obama, who somehow sits in the White House all the way to your house - we have taken the wrong turn.  Abortion is legal but prayer in school is not.  We have taken the wrong turn and judgment - righteous judgment will be passed against us.  You and me. 

We don't need more entertainment.  We need to be woken up.  We need to be saved.

I will spill my blood again.  I will spill my blood in my home state of Texas at Wrestlemania Silver.

More importantly, I will spill Chris Jericho's blood.  He wears that pink and black as if those colors are to be honored - wears that pink and black as if those colors represented anything other than the last member of a disgusting legacy.  Everyone in this arena knows the last thing the WWF needs is a champion in any way associated with the Hart Family.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.  I can't change the hearts and minds of Americans overnight.  I can't show them how off track they've gotten.

But I can show you.  I can get on our biggest stage - and I can defeat Chris Jericho and reclaim the WWF title belt for the glory of my Heavenly Father - I can spill Chris Jericho's blood, the blood of the Hart Foundation, and the WWF can be cleansed in that blood.  We can take one step at Wrestlemania Silver.  One step to save our collective soul.

But to do that - we first need to, once and for all, kill the Heartbreak Kid.  Kill the man I used to be.  And since no one for 20 years has been able to do it - I will do it.  I will kill the Heartbreak Kid.

And that's where Michaels sets his old gear on fire, he dumps it in a trash can - his gear, dolls, posters - all the iconographic imagery of his two decades in the WWF - of the ten title wins - remember, since 24 we have been bombarded with these images - built for the glory of Shawn Michaels - and now he is setting fire to all of it - a raging fire in mid ring.  Michaels says the Heart Break Kid is dead.  But the Messiah is risen.  The Messiah, Shawn Michaels is risen and at Silver will begin to lead his people out of the wilderness. 

At Fight Night - Steamboat brings out Jericho and has a contract in his hand.  Steamboat says Chris Jericho is the WWF Champion, he has never wrestled in a main event at Mania before - but at Silver - he will be defending his title - and defending it against Shawn Michaels.  Michaels enters - he and Jericho go nose to nose - Steamboat says they will not wrestle, either of them, before Mania - Jericho says he's not there to talk to Michaels, he's given Shawn Michaels all the syllables he's ever going to give him - he just wants to say one thing - he couldn't care less about what sort of holy BS quest Michaels thinks he's on - doesn't care if he's the Messiah or the Heartbreak Kid, doesn't care what clothes he wears or if he gets a haircut.  But he doesn't ever want to hear the Hart Family name come out of Shawn Michaels mouth again - they can go to Wrestlemania Silver and have a match worthy of the biggest night in the history of this sport - but Shawn Michaels needs to watch what he says about the Harts - they aren't there to defend themselves - but Chris Jericho is there, and he is willing to hurt Shawn Michaels in ways he can't possibly imagine.

Michaels says the tree of wrestling must be watered with the blood of tyrants.  And if violence is to happen, so be it.

They go nose to nose.  Flashbulbs and whatnot. 

That's your main event - Michaels is going to cut these tea party promos, "we will not let Satan take our country" - "we start fighting back at Wrestlemania Silver." 

And then alludes to his not being alone in the movement.  Not alone in this country, not alone in this arena, even not alone in this locker room. 

What did he mean by that?

The go home RAW, we'll find out - when Jericho is attacked by Harry Smith and Tyson Kidd, both wearing all white.  Michaels enters after Jericho's beaten down - Harry hits the press slam - Michaels stands with the Hart kids - the Hart kids have joined The Messiah Shawn Michaels!  What will happen?  What will happen?

Montreal Match: Matt v. Jeff v. Edge v. Christian
What's a Montreal Match?

That same night after the Rumble - RAW opens with Steamboat in the ring.  Steamboat shows a clip of maybe the most famous match in WWF history.

Survivor Series '97 - Montreal

The title was vacant - and four men with complicated relationships with each other - Bret, Owen, Shawn, Austin met in the main event.  It was for the title - it was a submission match - one submission for the finish - winner gets the title - the person who submits leaves town.  Owen got Bret to quit in the sharpshooter - then nearly broke down as he recognized he was sending his brother out of the WWF (and, obviously, never to return) and then Bret fastened the title belt around Owen's waist - raised his little brother's arm in victory, and then left the company. 

Why, Steamboat asks rhetorically - am I showing you that clip?

Steamboat then calls Edge to the ring - Edge enters with his tag title belt.  Steamboat asks Edge where he was that night.  Edge takes off his sunglasses to answer - and as opposed to smirking, sincerely says it was his very first day with the company, he was hired as a ring boy and watched with the other 3 ring boys in the back; it was the most important day of his life.  Edge says right after that he started working for Owen when they trained for Wrestlemania XIV.

Steamboat then calls Jeff to the ring - Jeff enters in the Blood Dragon gear - he takes off the mask as he hits the ring, he is, in fact, the Blood Dragon.  Steamboat asks Jeff where he was that night - Jeff says he was a ring boy, standing with the other 3 ring boys - and he had been told sort of through back channels that he might want to root for Shawn, because if Shawn could get there, he'd be helping him train for Wrestlemania XIV.  Steamboat says he has one other question for both of them - based on what happened at the Rumble last night, is he correct in understanding that Jeff and Edge have never, even once, been tag team partners?

They each say yes.

So, Steamboat says, at Survivor Series, you two did not defeat Weapons of Mass Destruction to become WWF Tag Team Champions?

No, they say.  Steamboat says - so, will the man who was in the Blood Dragon costume the night of Survivor Series, who wrestled with Edge - who won the WWF tag team titles - will that man please come to the ring...

And it's Christian.  Which we know from the night before.

Christian enters with the other tag belt - clowns Jeff for a second - hits a turnbuckle and looks out to the crowd like he does. 

Steamboat asks Christian where he was that night in Montreal - he says he was right next to his brother Edge on their first night with the WWF over eleven years ago.

Steamboat says the problem with Christian having been under the Blood Dragon mask at Survivor Series is Christian was not a WWF employee at the time - in fact, Christian is not a WWF employee now.  And a non WWF employee cannot be a WWF tag champion - therefore (Steamboat takes the tag belts from both men) I am officially holding up the tag team championship, for a match that will take place at Wrestlemania Silver.

Fans react as they do.

And now Steamboat calls out Matt Hardy.

Matt comes to the ring, one night after his vicious verbal attack on who he thought was his brother Jeff; Steamboat doesn't get the question out, Matt cutting him off - yeah, I know, I get it - yes, it was the 4 of us - Edge, Christian, Jeff, and me, we stood in a corner scared to death, trying not to be noticed, and we watched that match on the monitor back in 1997.  It was the 4 of us - so what?

Steamboat plays another clip.  It's of Wrestlemania XV - it's the Hardys winning their first WWF tag titles - and then a few mintues later, having their friends Edge and Christian turn on them.

For the last ten years, Steamboat says, the four of you, in some combination, have stood in this wrestling ring and fought each other raw.  Your TLC matches were some of the greatest in the history of this sport - Matt, you and Edge were in the Wrestlemania main event just 2 years ago.  It is amazing that those 4 young kids - (and now a still photo of the very, very young Ring Boys, from 1997, is on the video wall) - are standing here once again, in this ring today.

Steamboat continues, "I have a proposition for you.  I have an idea for a new match - called a Montreal Match.  Submission only.  Winner receives a shot at the WWF Title - a shot that he can cash in anytime over the next 365 days - a full calendar year to challenge for the biggest prize in this sport.  But the loser - just like Bret Hart - the loser has to leave the World Wrestling Federation."

Steamboat turns to Matt Hardy.  "Are you willing to wrestle in a match against your brother Jeff for a chance to be the number one contender?"

Matt, who viciously blistered Jeff last night - well, actually it was Christian, but he thought it was Jeff - turns to his brother, "I thought a lot about last night - about what I said - about how I said we weren't brothers anymore - and I just have one thing to say.  You deserve it. 

You deserve it, Jeff.  You have a phone.  All you had to do was make one phone call anytime over the past couple of months - all you had to do was say "it's not me."  But you couldn't be bothered. 

Do I want in that match?  Hell yeah I do."

Steamboat turns to Jeff.  "Are you willing to wrestle in a match against your brother Matt for a chance to be the number one contender?"

Jeff says "I don't have a brother.  I got nothin' to lose. I'm in."

Steamboat turns to Edge, "Are you willing -"

Edge says "Yes!"  Edge goes to Matt - they go nose to nose, "For two years, I have waited, for two years, since you beat me in the Hell in the Cell, I have waited - and now, I get you in the ring - you and me, Hardy - in the ring - and like I said last night - you don't have a brother anymore - but I do - and the two of us, working together - and the two of you - hating each others guts - hell yeah, I'm in."

Steamboat turns to Christian.  "You still don't work here.  You lost a Loser Leaves Town - and the only way to come back is for the man who beat you in that match to agree in writing to allow you to return."

Steamboat pulls a document from his suit pocket and a pen - and hands it to Edge.

"Edge - you beat Christian 4 years ago and sent him out of the WWF - if you want him to return, if you want him to be the 4th man in the Montreal Match at Wrestlemania Silver - all you have to do is sign this."

Edge smirks - smirks at Matt - goes to a turnbuckle and with a flourish signs his name and gives the document back to Steamboat.

Steamboat turns to Christian - "Welcome back to the WWF - would you like to be the 4th man in this match - recognizing that if you lose - if you are the one to submit - you will once again be forced to leave the WWF?"

Christian takes a moment, then for the first time, gets to address the crowd.

"5 years ago, 5 years ago at Wrestlemania XX - I was the one in a Hell in a Cell.  I wrestled Chris Jericho, now the WWF Champion, I took a 20 foot fall through the announcers table.  5 years ago everyone said I was the hottest thing in the sport - 5 years ago, everyone said that the one of the 4 of us who was certain to be a future WWF Champion was me."

Christian turns to Edge.

"And then you banged his (Matt's) girl.  And you swore to me it didn't happen.  And I told everyone, told these fans, told the rest of the Clique, told everyone in the back that I believed you - because you might be a piece of scum - but you've always been straight with me."

"But you weren't.  I stuck my neck out for you and you chopped it off.  And while you two (pointing to Edge and Matt) were in the main event of Wrestlemania - I was sitting in Orlando wondering what the hell happened to my career!"

Christians hot now - full on hot - and he gets in Edge's face.

"You took 4 years of my life.  4 years of my life!  At Wrestlemania - I'm going to take your career!"

Christian then hits Edge on the head with the mic - Edge goes down hard - rolling out of the ring - Christian then double clotheslines Matt and Jeff over the top rope - Steamboat bails out - Christian stands alone in the ring and screams out...

"Because That's....How I Roll...."

Between now and Mania all they do is work singles matches - any physical contact is between the guys it can be between without giving it away - so, Christian and each Hardy, Edge and Jeff - that's really it - all the brother/brother stuff is verbal right up until the go home Fight Night when the ring is Edge fighting Christian, Jeff fighting Matt, just for a second - broken up by security quickly as the show ends - but even then, still no Matt/Edge contact.

That's the double main event for Silver.  Jericho defending against Michaels.  And the Montreal Match - Matt, Jeff, E and C.  Coming next - we'll set up the IC,  Tag Titles, and the Legends Match.

 WM Main Event History/Shawn Michaels WM History/Chris Jericho WM History/Hardys WM History/Edge and Christian WM History

WM I:  RICKY STEAMBOAT (c) d. Barry Windham
-Steamboat took from Hogan at War to Settle the Score; earlier in the night, Windham/Rotundo had dropped the tag belts, a frustrated Windham went after Steamboat as the Dragon celebrated his title win - that was the hotshot program for WM I.  Steamboat beats him clean.


WM II THE DYNAMITE KID d. Ricky Steamboat (c)
-The Hart Foundation rise began in the run up to two - Dynamite, Bret, Davey Boy, Neidhart were all pink and black heels, they ganged up on Steamboat whenever possible, Dynamite breaking a beer bottle over the Dragon's head on one occasion.  And they take home gold at II, the Hart Foundation taking the tag belts and Dynamite beating Steamboat for the WWF Title.  The show ends with all 4 men hitting the turnbuckles.  The title wins lead to the creation of the Hart Foundation hockey jerseys, awarded once a Hart has won a title.  Dynamite is #1, Bret - 2, Davey Boy -3 (Stu is #0).  Jericho is #7.

WM III RICKY STEAMBOAT d. Dynamite Kid (c)
-Dynamite's ego (and insanity) eventually pushes the others away; he mercilessly berates Bret, calling him soft, calling him fat (starting a big/brother little brother pathology that continues throughout the Hart storylines) and with the flashpoint being Dynamite's attacking Steamboat's wife - leaving her for head with a diving headbutt - the Harts turn on Dynamite - whose fury continues, now raging against the entire world seemingly.  Steamboat regains the strap in the Silverdome, and this show ends with a babyface quartet of champions (Harts and Savage, who is the IC Champ) all holding up their belts to the crowd. 

WM IV. DYNAMITE KID d. Ricky Steamboat (c)
-This was a Loser Leaves Town - after 3 years of constant hatred between the two men (and now, between DYK and everyone) it finally had to end - and it did, but with the babyface hero Steamboat leaving the WWF.  Steamboat offered Dynamite a handshake after the culmination of their incredible feud - but Dynamite screamed at him "Get out of my ring - get the hell out of my ring." The boys flooded the aisle, a highlight package played - everyone cried - but Dynamite stayed in the ring, holding his title belt defiantly in the air. 

WM V. RANDY SAVAGE (c) d. Bret Hart
-Savage took from Dynamite at Survivor Series, which ended his run with the company; at WM IV, Bret took the IC from Savage in a babyface matchup, with Bret and Randy positioned as near equals, if Bret was a step behind Randy maybe, looked up to him a little bit in a brotherly sort of way, Randy replacing DYK in sort of the way real world Vince replaced Stu in Bret's life.  Subtext.  Randy kept clean. 

This was Shawn's first Mania - he and Marty lost a tag title shot to the Brainbusters.

WM VI CURT HENNIG (c) d. Randy Savage
Savage moved from the babyface program against Bret to what he thought was a babyface program against a newly turned Hennig, who, by all appearances, had been kicked out of the Heenan Family in favor of Rick Rude.  But it was a swerve, Hennig was still with Bobby and they used chicanery to take Savage's strap - the program then saw  Liz get knocked out by Hennig - which set Savage aflame, and after months of an angry Savage the revenge match was here - but still, Randy couldn't overcome Hennig - he loses clean here and Mr Perfect retains the title. 

Shawn had turned heel a year later, and turned heel not just on Marty - but on Bret, Bret had taken over the protective role, aiding the Rockers in their feud with the older, grizzled Brainbusters - when Shawn was starting to morph his personality in to cocky babyface, Bret attempted to talk him from the turn.  Shawn didn't listen, put Marty through the plate glass, and went after Bret's IC belt here at VI.  Bret kept.

WM VII CURT HENNIG (c) d. Randy Savage
This was the 5th PPV match between Hennig and Savage - and Hennig won all of them; Savage had gone completely, actionably unhinged in the past year, this is where we saw the introduction of the WWF fork, which Savage implanted in Hennig's forehead.  Heenan got his own security to guard Perfect, always looking over his shoulder at another brutal Savage sneak attack.  Savage began to scare the little children, watching his early 90s Machomania without benefit of 21st century anti-depressants.  Savage had to put his career on the line to get this title shot - he hit 3 elbowdrops - he kicked out of the PerfectPlex - but still dropped the fall.  He and Liz did the reunification hug postmatch. 

Shawn's year and a half long feud with Marty seemed to end here, Jannetty finally able to beat Michaels, who loses again at Wrestlemania.

WM VIII BRET HART d. Ric Flair (c)
Hennig dropped to Davey Boy - Davey Boy dropped to Flair and here we are.  Flair, with Hennig as his second and Bobby as his manager hooked up with Michaels in this run - in fact, the last match on Saturday Night's main event was Bret and Owen tagging against Flair and Michaels - Bret wins his first WWF Title here, Hennig turns face postmatch.  The full Hart Family floods the ring as the show ends -

Including Owen, who beat Shawn earlier in the evening - Shawn and Owen broke in the same night, working dark before SummerSlam '88 (like Bret and Dynamite worked dark before the first Mania).  Shawn still yet to win at WM.

WM IX BRET HART (c) d. Razor Ramon
The Clique was beginning to form a year later - Razor and the IC Champ - Michaels had become friends attacking the old WWF guard - and in response - Hennig and Bret began to also form a friendship.  Bret and Michaels had long disliked each other - and Hennig and Razor's long ago tag team was part of the dual storyline, as their split was said to be acrimonious.  At Mania - Shawn came in the IC Champ and left the IC Champ, beating Hennig for his first Mania win.  Bret kept in the main event - beating Razor - Michaels ran in - as did Hennig - and that led to the debut of Diesel - who wiped out the babyfaces and it was the Clique who stood tall at Mania's end. 

WM X. OWEN HART d. Bret Hart (c)
A year later, Bret was still champ - but a disgruntled champ - as he felt unappreciated by the WWF fans and by his own family.  He had seen the fans take to the Undertaker, preferring him in their feud (that ended with the Taker submitting) and had seen Owen (with whom he could have that big brother/little brother Hart relationship, but this time as the big brother) move away from Bret to become Savage's protegee (that relationship didn't end well either).  At Savage's urging - Owen challenged Bret for the title here - a "who is the better man" program.

And the IC program was the champion Shawn along with all of his Clique-mates against Razor, who had turned face.  Shawn kept against Razor at the Rumble, which, postmatch, involved the Clique bringing a ladder into the ring and Shawn elbowdropped Razor from the top.  So, this became the Ladder Match.

Owen beat Bret - the full family - all the babyfaces - came to the ring to congratulate him, while Bret fumed in the aisle and walked away.  And earlier Shawn lost his strap, WM being a chamber of disappointment once again for the HeartBreak Kid. 


WM XI. BRET HART d. Shawn Michaels (c)
Shawn's first WM main event; he came in as a Triple Crown holding WWF Champ - but left submitting to the sharpshooter.  That "brother vs. brother" dynamic at X drove the storyline through the whole year - Bret went full heel while the rest of the Harts were faces - and Michaels went full face while the rest of the Clique were heels; it created a curious dynamic in the lead up to this match - the Clique and Harts had a full on brawl - with Bret standing with his family and Michaels standing with his - but then the intra-family feud took over - and Bret and Shawn found themselves fighting off their groups.  Even with the terribly bad blood within the squads - they still chose their guy over the other clan. 

WM XII. SHAWN MICHAELS d. Bret Hart (c)
XII was the Iron Man match - babyface Shawn, heel Bret.  It was Shawn's first singles victory over Bret, the brother against brother feuds had resurfaced this year - Hunter beat Diesel and Owen beat Davey Boy at XII.  Shawn's only ever main event Mania win. 

WM XIII STEVE AUSTIN d. Bret Hart (c)
This was Bret's last Mania (last Mania ever, obviously, I mean, what could possibly ever happen that would bring about any more Manias?) and his 20th PPV MainEvent (and his 6th straight Mania main event).  Bret was a tweener at this point - in one of my favorite Counterfactual moments - the Rumble Main Event (the last ever Bret v. Shawn singles match) saw Austin and Pillman reunite the Hollywood Blonds by waiting for the Clique and Harts to nearly kill each other in a lumberjack match that broke down into chaos - and then they attacked both groups, leaving everyone laying and getting us to this match. 

Michaels walked out, having lost his smile, exhausted from the Clique/Hart drama and he didn't work Mania.

WM XIV. OWEN HART (c) d. Shawn Michaels
Owen was the man a year later - he retired Bret in the most important match in Counterfactual history (Montreal Survivor Series) to win the strap - Owen then beat Austin on a referee stoppage at the Rumble - and now faces Michaels, who had been his constant rival since their debut at the dark match at SummerSlam '88, nearly a decade before.  They weren't alone here - the Hardys had served as ring boys for a couple of years, occasionally doing spots to entertain the crowd and had built up a bit of a cult following - fans starting to clamor to see them get match time.  And in the run up to Mania, they had been joined as ring boys by two Canadian kids, Adam and Christian.  To give this match - between the two most recent Triple Crown winners - Owen and Shawn - the gravity it deserved - the Hardys had been placed with Shawn, and the new young Canadians with Owen, to train for the match.  Owen wins by sharpshooter submission, Shawn injured his back at the Rumble in a casket match victory over the Undertaker and just gutted this one out.  Postmatch, Owen led an ovation for his longtime opponent Michaels - the following night, Michaels left the company in a bloody heap - taken apart by his Cliquemates who said he was a lame animal and needed to be put down. 

WM XV. CACTUS JACK d. Owen Hart (c)
XV was Hardcore Mania, an all garbage match show in Philly.  We saw the debut of PAUL, putting Vince McMahon through a table - and Kurt Angle, rescuing the American flag.  The main event though was a pure science match, Cactus Jack taking the WWF strap from Owen, in Owen's last match.  It was the culmination of a vicious feud that included Jack setting Owen on fire while he was wrapped in barbed wire - at the Rumble, they did a full on death match, with explosions and whatnot, which helped lead Cactus's face turn, which was complete by the end of this match when he and Owen shook hands.  Austin attacked Cactus postmatch, they had been in an on again off again struggle since they entered the company. 

Shawn was gone - but XV was the first Mania for the Hardys - who beat Rock and DLo in a Ladders tag team title match - and then had their good friends Edge and Christian turn on them during the postmatch celebration and join the Clique.  Edge and Christian were taken under Owen's wing - in the same way Bret used to look out for the Rockers, Owen took a real personal interest in E and C, moreso though, as he was their personal trainer (unlike the relationship the Hardys had with the Clique which was just carrying their gear) - Owen gets to be big brother, see, in the way he was little brother to Bret and Savage.  E and C transferred their being little brother to Owen - to being little brother to Hunter with the swerve at Mania, masterminded by Jeff's girlfriend Trish. 

WM XVI. CHRIS BENOIT d. Cactus Jack (c)
-A month before Mania, the main event matchup was Foley defending against The Undertaker (and Jericho, in his first Mania, defending the IC against Taka).  But on a memorable RAW - the Alliance (Benoit, Guerrero, Malenko, Saturn) invaded the WWF - Benoit/Eddy/Dean were all former NWA World Champions - and Foley and Jericho stepped up, putting their belts on the line at Mania to defend the company's honor - Foley taking on Benoit and Jericho taking on his longtime NWA rival Guerrero.  Both of them lost - and Mania ended with Benoit and Guerrero holding their belts high in the air while Dean and Perry (who won singles matches) also stand defiantly in the ring.   The Hardys met E and C (and the Dudleys, who were the champs) in the first TLC match for the belts - and the Hardys, as the year previous, came away from Mania with gold. 

WM XVII. KURT ANGLE d. Chris Benoit (c)
Heel Benoit kept all year (beating Jericho at the Rumble, Jericho trying to get Benoit to take the mantle as leader of the Harts - Benoit dismissive of it, refusing - Jericho wants Benoit to be the father figure, Benoit refusing) and Angle, unbeaten, stalked him - really building to this match all year long - and Angle, in an all time great Mania match, took the strap.  E/C met the Hardys for the straps again - but this was a 4 team elimination tag title match (Taz and Raven were heel champs, Dudleys were the 4th team). And Jericho and Eddy also wrestled again, Jericho now with a valet - Stacy Keibler.  Mmmmmm.  Jericho was a winner, ending his feud with Eddy.  Neither the Hardys nor E and C won the tag match. 

WM XVIII. KURT ANGLE (c) d. Curt Hennig
WM 18 was in Toronto and the theme was "Legends Come Home" - Mr. Perfect headlined the first Toronto Mania a dozen years ago and returned here to lose to Angle.  Jericho was now one half of the tag champs (with Storm) and they kept those belts in a TLC match, beating the Hardys and Dudleys (Spike and Bubba).  Edge and Christian were in a Clique family feud with Hunter (HHH was the babyface) which turned into a match against a returning Razor and Diesel - E and C went over, getting their first Mania win - but then they had to eat superkicks from a surprise returning Michaels.

WM XIX. KURT ANGLE (c) d. Brock Lesnar
Brock was Angle's main protegee from the Camp Angle reality TV show - but Brock turned, his turn alienating Angle from the locker room, as everyone hated Lesnar but Angle defended him right up until the second he ate an F5.  Angle went over after Lesnar spiked himself with the shooting star press and Kurt rolled him up - Angle was wrestling against doctor's orders - the possibility of permanent paralysis hanging in the air.  Michaels wrestled at his first Mania for the first time in 5 years, as half of a babyface tag with Hunter (and Diesel as their 3rd man) - they took the straps from Benjamin and Haas.  Jericho and Lance broke up when Lance and Stacy cheated, that sent Stacy from the company and began Jericho's long slow downward spiral - this was a Loser Leaves Town, Jericho went over and was without mercy in doing it.  The Hardys v. E/C blowoff came at the Rumble in a match that saw everyone but Matt get stretchered from the ring - the Hardys had begun to be managed by Bischoff, who said they were getting the short end by the company - Bischoff was a heel and Matt still a face - but Matt took to Bischoff's "let's get aggressive" mantra and they went after RVD (managed by Paul E) - it was Hardy who went over here and took his place as the sole survivor of the 4 year Hardys v. E/C feud. 

WM XX. CHRIS BENOIT d. Kurt Angle (c)
3 years after they first met in the Mania main, they had switched places.  Benoit left the company, returned as a Horseman, turned face on the Horseman and had been stalking Angle - Kurt turned heel upon his return from injury (which forced him to relinquish the belt) - convinced that everyone had turned on him, abandoned him when he was hurt - that he had given his body to the company and they screwed him - so he screwed them right back, taking a real maniacal joy in all of his newfound heel antics.  Benoit beats him here - and squaring the circle, he and Eddy (now also a babyface, Eddy beat Chavo in a ladder match for the IC) who four years previous stood in the ring as angry heel champions - now embraced as babyface champions in the middle of MSG.  Perhaps you've seen the photograph.  Matt had feuded with RVD all year, turning heel over the course of the year to embrace Bischoff's tutelege - but turning back here at XX, he lost a tables match to Van Dam - but then put Bischoff through a table postmatch to end their relationship and leave as a babyface.  Christian and Jericho had a long feud that culminated in only the second ever Hell in a Cell match here.  Just as RVD (heel) and Matt (face) slowly switched places during the year - so did Jericho (face) and Christian (heel) - Jericho morphed into JerichoDark, a morose despondency taking over his persona, and he attacked Christian's manager Trish, piledriving her at the Rumble - the violent feelings between the two men led to bringing out the Cell.  The ominous Cell.  Christian famously took the Foley bump when Trish turned on him - that would begin a new stretch for Jericho as the fat, bearded, drunken Lizard King.  But Christian would return later in the evening - Shawn beat Hunter in a falls count anywhere - Hunter had turned heel, attacking Shawn's protegees London and Kendrick - leading to this match.  Shawn's win didn't stop Hunter from a postmatch sledgehammer assault - one that would be broken up by a returning Edge and then Christian, dragging himself down the aisle even after taking the death bump earlier.  Edge/Christian had joined Shawn (and London) in a babyface Clique. 

WM XXI. EDDY GUERRERO d. Chris Benoit (c)
Four years ago Shawn Michaels (face) beat Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania.  Michaels accidentally superkicked Trish dead in the match, which ended her run.  This was full on Clique/Harts psychological warfare - Shawn saying Jericho, in the Lizard King gimmick, was squandering his potential - Jericho saying Shawn was a boring hasbeen.  4 years ago, Christian lost to Kurt Angle and was helped out of the ring by Michaels.  4 years ago Edge was a babyface IC Champ, having taken from Jericho at the Rumble - and he kept at Mania over Regal.  Neither Hardy was with the company.  Eddy beat Benoit in a 60 minute + extra time iron man match to take the WWF title, it was Eddy's only Mania main event.  The two of them, and Dean, as special referee, stood together postmatch. 

WM XXII. REY MYSTERIO, JR. (c) d. Chris Benoit
Three years ago, Matt Hardy beat Ric Flair at Wrestlemania.  The Edge/Lita/Matt real world triangle exploded all over arenas across the country the summer before, it brought Matt back to the WWF as a counterculture renegade - he and Edge having unsanctioned matches before we get here - Flair, the heel general manager, was keeping Matt from getting a contract - but when Matt won this match he not only secured a contract (via Steamboat, the face general manager) but a spot in the Cell main event a year later against Edge.  Edge lied to his stablemates about the Lita thing - and when the truth came out they couldn't repair the trust - particularly as Edge chose to fully embrace his new image as the guy who would sleep with your girl.  Edge beat Christian in a loser leaves town - and then went full on after Michaels, pressing a button Jericho had first found existing the year before - that Shawn had changed, that in the old days, he would have been the one who banged Lita - but now he hand changed and not for the better.  The Clique was supposed to be about renegades, not biblethumping.  Michaels loses that match, making out with Lita in the ring afterward - and he and Matt go nose to nose after Matt's win - which led to Matt (who had previously taken the WWF form to Edge's eye) stabbing Edge in the head with the pen with which he's then sign the Cell contract.  The main saw Rey take Benoit's belt - they were babyface friends aligned against Flair/Hunter and the 51% Solution - Flair/Hunter pitted them against each other in this program hoping to divide them - and it did, enough that postmatch, the Solution's enforcer - Lashley - attacked Benoit, hitting him with a Dominator through a table (as he did with Hogan, ending Hogan's last WWF run) and that ended Benoit's career. 
 
WM 23 MATT HARDY d. Edge
Matt beat Edge in the Cell two years ago, a match that was built up for a year and even had it's own regular show specifically devoted to promoting it.  Matt. Edge. Cell. 24/7/365. Matt and Edge got their own trainees to aid them (the Hart kids with Matt, Cody Rhodes and Kenny Doane with Edge) just as Matt and Edge helped aid Owen and Shawn before their main event 9 years previous.  The show ended with the GDI group, led by Punk, attacking both Matt and Edge and leaving them bloody in the cell.  Michaels lost a legends match to the Undertaker with Austin as a special guest referee - it was in this program that the seeds planted the previous two years about Shawn having changed began to bear fruit - as Shawn clearly wanted to be viewed with the level of respect the Undertaker has as a veteran leader - but couldn't shake the image of the old selfish Heartbreak Kid - he worked full heel in this match - but with help from an Austin stunner, the Dead Man got the fall.
 
WM 24 CM PUNK d. Shelton Benjamin (c) and Johnny Nitro
A year ago came the reunification of the singles belts - Punk was the ECW Champ, having thrown away the other two belts which led to the title split (that being the reason why the WWF title wasn't the main event the year before). Benjamin was the WWF Champ, having beat Rey, who beat Book, who won the tournament for the vacated belt - Nitro was NWA champ.  This was a TLC match - Punk won and then took a Twist of Fate from the top of the ladder by Matt - returning for the first time since 23.  Edge beat Jericho last year at Mania - they returned together as seeming babyfaces to battle the heel Clique - but it was a swerve, and now Edge, mockingly wearing the #10 hockey jersey, beat Jericho at Mania to further the humiliation.  Michaels and Helmsley were heel tag champs - but they lost to Cena/Leviathan when the special referee, Flair, went low on Shawn. 

At 25 - we have Jericho, in his first main event, defending his strap against Shawn.  And we have the 4 way number one contender/loser leaves town match, Christian and Jeff both returning to Mania, Christian's first in 4 years, Jeff's first in 7 - and Matt and Edge stepping into a ring against each other for the first time since their Cell main event. 

Wrestlemania Silver.  Double Main Event.  The road continues.

Royal Rumble 2009

Friday, January 01, 2010


Royal Rumble 2009 – Detroit

(Dark – LWO d. Noble/Tatsu
             Low Ki d. Steve Regal)

Part 2 of the build for the Royal Rumble is here.

Joey/JR/Striker is the announce. Josh does backstage interviews.

1. Number One Contenders Match: Miz/Santino d. Young Money/BIG/Rhodes

-WMD lost the straps to Edge/Blood Dragon at Survivor Series, and the rematch for the Rumble was set until HHH-M put Leviathan out of action with the sledgehammer after beating both he and Cena in separate singles matches, getting HHH-M tuned up for his title shot at tonight’s main event. That turned this match into a number one contenders’ match – the winner to go on and face the champs later tonight.

Stories to tell – BIG (Bradshaw and Yakuza) continues to go after Cody Rhodes – that program’s gone on since summer – Cody’s been teaming with the Undertaker, but BIG laid the Dead Man out at Survivor Series, and Cody is now teaming with his returning brother, Dustin. Young Money (Kingston and Killings) have been in a one sided feud with comedy heels Miz and Santino since summer, so that domination continues here. Beginning at Survivor Series, we began to separate Miz from Santino qualitatively, putting Miz is the light of “really sneakily improving” while Santino was obviously still a clown.

The finish comes after the run ins (runs in?) by the LWO and then by DMW. Chavo turned over his spot in the LWO to Primo in the build to the Rumble, and now it’s time to re-establish the LWO as heels, so they go after the babyface Killings while he’s on the apron, pulling him off and really putting a beating on him. That distraction will be matched by, from the opposite side of the ring, the entrance of DMW (PAUL~ and Kane), and they start chokelamming guys – first Yakuza and Santino (and when this is happening, Bradshaw skips town – he backs his way up the aisle and runs smack into the Undertaker – who is carrying a fluorescent tube – which he smashes over Bradshaw’s head). Now, Undertaker was a member of DMW during the previous DMW run – but both PAUL and Kane left the company after that run, and while both men came back as part of this UT v. BIG angle on the Dead Man’s side – their relationship hasn’t been clarified – so, when DMW then chokeslams both Dustin and Undertaker’s little buddy Cody – it’s not a heel turn per se – but the Undertaker does stop his assault on the bloody Bradshaw and he and DMW do a big staring thing as Bradshaw scrambles to safety.

That full on breakdown allows Miz, in the chaos, to roll up Kingston for the shocking pinfall.

The Miz and Santino, of all teams, will be wrestling later tonight for the straps.

2. Contract Match: Jack Swagger (with Kelly) d. Ted DiBiase

-Taz comes out first and joins the announce – Taz is the longest running color commentator in WWF history, until his program which began a year ago with the ECW originals against BIG forced him from the announce and then eventually down to Tampa, where he became head trainer for developmental – WWFU – or “The Underground”. The stars of the internet reality show set in the housing complex where the trainees live, and the stars of the training, have been Swagger (babyface, straight arrow, amateur star, not very well liked by his peers) and DiBiase (heelish, bit of a jackass, very popular with the boys). Kelly (Kelly Kelly) is Swagger’s sister, flirting with Ted all year, that flirtation has seemingly moved past that in this build, as they looked to avoid the cameras.

Taz puts them both over on the announce, and also the other notable wrestlers from the Underground (Nick Nemeth, who looks up to Swagger – the Hart kids – weird silent Knox) and also sets forth the match coming later tonight between a returning RVD (in his hometown) and Randy Orton, a program in which Taz is in the middle.

Swagger wins a 50/50 match, he celebrates – he has won a WWF contract and will be heading to the main roster. The announce tells us he’ll be signing that contract this week on Fight Night. DiBiase and Swagger do not like each other – but with Kelly looking on, Swagger extends a hand postmatch – and Ted accepts. As they all (including Taz) exit, Kelly and Ted hold hands, coming out as a couple for the first time. Aw. Later in the evening, in what seems like a random “let’s tell the soapy story” backstage shot, we’ll see Ted and Kelly alone together in a dressing room, Kelly consoling DiBiase – Ted leaving the room, just needing to step out for a moment – they kiss before he goes – Kelly clearly smitten – and the last shot is her noticing something sticking out of DiBiase’s bag and walking over to take a look.

But that comes later.

3. Cage match: Matt Hardy d. Brian Kendrick

-This wraps up Kendrick’s second WWF run. Kendrick, as chickenshit heel aligned with Punk, aided Punk in beating Matt at Summer Slam, then beat Matt (distracted with the possibility of his brother joining his sworn enemy Edge) at Survivor Series. Now, as the announce hits hard, Kendrick is alone (the build on GDI is Kendrick trying to find someone to help him, but he turned on London, turned on Noble – Colt’s got the Low Ki thing later in the evening and Punk’s suspended). Kendrick is all alone in a steel cage with a pissed off Matt Hardy – who brings back the WWF fork (which he once stuck in Edge’s eye, leading to Edge wearing an eyepatch for a year) and buries it in Kendrick’s head. This is a full on “dude’s leaving the territory” whipping. Kendrick’s left for dead in mid-ring. Matt gets a pinfall, but draws no joy from it – the announce selling that his mental state is a real issue – Jeff and Edge are tag champs and there’s a fury building inside Matt that even this destruction of Brian Kendrick could not dampen. Kendrick bleeds. Matt exits the ring, scowling. Angry.

4. Match 7 of 7: Shelton Benjamin draw Johnny Nitro

-I know. You do a best of 7 series and then you go to match 8. I know. Get over it.

This program started on the road to 24 when each man held singles belts and they main evented in a TLC match against Punk. That led to the best of 7, Nitro took a 3-1 lead at Survivor Series, Benjamin won two in the build here – and they do a 20 minute draw. 20 minute draw and they are standing in mid-ring throwing blows as the bell rings. The series does not end. See you at Silver.

5. Randy Orton (w/Professor Malenko) d. RVD (w/Taz)

That DiBiase/Kelly vignette goes here.

RVD wasn’t on TV for the build, just clips, so this is his first appearance since 23. Taz and Orton had some back and forth in this build, Taz recruits RVD to fight this match. Orton, with the Golden Goal, took out Fit at 24 (still gone) and then Regal at Survivor Series. Regal had taken out the other member of Defiance, the Juggernaut (Umaga, RIP) previously, but Orton had hinted that a new member of Defiance would soon come to light. The only clue were the brown leather driving gloves worn by the masked mystery driver who aided Orton at his parking garage brawl win over Regal.

Orton gets the clean win over Van Dam with the RKO – Malenko comes into the ring to put Van Dam in the clover leaf which is the set up for the Golden Goal – Taz enters to stop him – Taz and Malenko get into a shoving match – Orton gets in Taz’s face – Swagger and DiBiase run to the ring. Swagger and DiBiase stand between Orton and Taz (they stood together in the Underground as part of the build when Orton invaded).

And then DiBiase turns on Swagger. Million Dollar Slam (Dream Street). We cut back to Kelly locked in that dressing room holding the brown leather driving gloves which she clearly pulled from DiBiase's bags.

The gloves!  DiBiase was the driver!  Oh my god!

It was DiBiase in the parking garage – DiBiase has joined Defiance – Golden Goals for everyone. RVD. Punt to the Head. Taz. Punt to the Head. Swagger. Punt to the Head. It’s full on Golden Goal Carnage. Million Dollar Slam. Clover Leaf. Golden Goal. Bodies everywhere.

That’s it for RVD to date and that also wraps up Taz. Defiance runs wild on the Royal Rumble.

It’s now time for the Cabana spot.

Ricky Steamboat comes to the ring; he resets the angle and brings Colt to the ring. All Colt Cabana has to do to get a spot on the card for Wrestlemania Silver is to last five minutes in the ring with Low Ki. Not wrestle Low Ki, not “don’t get pinned in 5 minutes” – just literally don’t leave the ring for five minutes. If Colt can stay in the ring for five minutes against Low Ki (the first ROH Champ, the first TNA Champ, he just lost the IWGP Jr title) then he gets the spot.

But if he leaves the ring – he loses his job.

So, Colt enters – then Low Ki. Ki looks ferocious, the dark match with Regal is totally outside of any storyline, but I’d like to get him over with the live crowd and a stiff match with Regal can do that. Colt clowns early, then starts running – that’s all he has to do, just last five minutes without bailing.

Ki catches him though – and Colt has to eat the offense – Colt has to eat the offense and then get pinned a couple of times – but there’s no referee, no 3 count – it’s not a match – Ki, the announce notes, isn’t trying to knock Colt out of the ring – it’s not a battle royal – he is looking to inflict punishment on Colt Cabana, seemingly at the behest of Ricky Steamboat.

Colt, of course, eventually, in the midst of the beating can’t take it anymore and quits. It’s not a chickenshit quitting, he doesn’t run away – he just can’t stand up to Low Ki, the legit full welts on his head rising already from the stiff shots – Colt hangs his head outside, near tears, and he dejectedly leaves ringside. That wraps up Cabana.  The replay shows Low Ki having caught Colt flush in the head with kicks. 

Steamboat is snarling, angry as he’s ever been in a high intensity promo – he addresses the camera – talking directly to Punk – says it’s over – “you and me – it’s over – you are all alone in this place – and at Wrestlemania Silver you’ll be all alone when you meet Low Ki one on one.”

Ki poses, his music hits, and he and Steamboat exit.

6. IC Title: 2 of 3 Falls: Montel Porter d. Rey Mysterio, 2 falls to 1.

-Yes, it’s unusual that we’ve switched the format. No, the announce will not note that.

So, Porter’s a year+ with the IC belt, the longest run in 15 years, it’s a titanic run, and re-establishes the value of the IC Title after it being subordinate to the 3 big singles belts with the brand split. Porter’s turn on Booker and Burke was precipitated by an attack on Rey back in the summer of ’07; Rey came back to the WWF after a year out only to be eliminated in the number one contender’s battle royal by MVP – then to lose to MVP at Survivor Series.

But that’s not enough – MVP wants more – he wants to beat Rey in a 2 of 3 match. And he does.

Rey wins the first fall. But in the second fall – his mask is dislodged, and when Rey struggles to keep it on his face – he gets pinned to make it 1-1. And MVP rides that momentum to yet another win over Mysterio, getting him once again to keep the strap.  MVP beats his chest, yelling out "I run this!  I run this!"

7. Tag Titles: No Contest: Edge/Blood Dragon v. Miz/Santino

-No match here.  Sorry.

After Miz and Santino (still selling the DMW chokeslam) are announced and come to the ring – they are followed by Matt.

Matt says don’t introduce the champs yet – and then tells Miz and Santino to get out of the ring.

Santino does. Running away as fast as he can. Just squealing in terror.

But not Miz – maybe emboldened with getting the fall on Kingston – Miz stands up to Matt, points at him, makes the motion for the belt – and then takes a Twist of Fate.

The official rolls him outside and quickly helps him away so we can get to the angle.

Matt cuts a promo on Jeff. Says his whole life he’s looked out for him, Jeff would screw up, stay out too late, cut class, break something – Matt would cover for him – Matt would take the blame – say it wasn’t Jeff’s fault, that the booze and the smoke belonged to Matt – that it wasn’t Jeff who wrecked the car – it was Matt. Time after time. And in the last ten years – whether it was Trish Stratus or Eric Bischoff, Jeff would screw up, get us in trouble, get us involved with the wrong people – and it would be Matt who was left to deal with the fallout, to clean everything up.

“You get suspended, I clean it up. You go to rehab, I clean it up. You ruin every relationship in your life, I clean it up. You lose your goddamn house in a fire, I clean it up. You get fired, I clean it up. Every time.”

Edge and the Blood Dragon now come to the ring. Edge stands in the corner watching while the Blood Dragon stands nose to nose with Matt.

“I have carried you, Jeff. It is not my fault that you can’t cut it. It is not my fault that you can’t win a title on your own. It is not my fault that I was in a main event at Wrestlemania and you weren’t. It is not my fault that I’m a superstar and you’re barely hanging on. Remember how Punk used to say, over and over, that it was my fault that you went all schizo and became the Blood Dragon – that I was ignoring your problems, not listening to your cries – you know what – maybe he’s right and I don’t care. You’re a grown man, Jeff. We haven’t been tag partners in years. We haven’t been friends in months. And as of right now, we’re not brothers anymore. You made a choice to team with Edge. And now I’m making a choice. You’re out of my life.”

And then Matt pops the Blood Dragon right in the face. The Blood Dragon goes down – Matt mounts him for another shot – when from the top of the ramp comes a voice that yells “Matt!”

It’s Jeff Hardy. 

Huh.

Jeff Hardy appears at the top of the ramp. He looks as hurt and betrayed as he could be. Matt stands, mouth agape as Jeff cuts promo.

“Jesus you’re a jackass. I told you after the battle royal I was leaving for awhile. I had to clear my head. I didn’t go to Survivor Series. I would never – I would never team with that piece of garbage Edge. You should have trusted me. We’re not brothers anymore? After hearing how you really feel about me, Matt – you’re goddamn right we’re not brothers anymore.”

Jeff drops the mic and exits.

Matt’s mouth is still wide open.

Edge, smirking, still in the corner, grabs a mic.

“Hey, Matt. Guess what. You don’t have a brother anymore….

…but I got mine back.”

The Blood Dragon takes off his mask.

And it’s Christian.

Matt’s mouth has yet to close.

Christian and Edge back out of the ring and up the ramp as Matt stands frozen and the fans respond however it is they will.

8. WWF Championship: Chris Jericho d. Hunter Hearst Helmsley-McMahon

-And your main event.

It’s Number 7 Chris Jericho, a Hart – against HHH-M, from the Clique.

Jericho wins clean, cause that’s how this works.

And after he does – the building goes totally white – a burst of white light – and when it’s back to normal – in the ring – Shawn Michaels.

Superkick to Jericho.

Michaels, gone since a Mania tag title loss, except for a series of taped packages celebrating his 10 WWF title reigns (a record, 4 tags, 4 IC, 2 heavy) poses over Jericho.

Michaels is entirely in white, and has cut his hair short.   Yes, Shawn Michaels cut off his hair. 

A new theme song plays, related to his new nickname “The Messiah.”

“The Messiah” Shawn Michaels stands above Jericho making the sign of the cross as the show ends.

That’s the Royal Rumble. I’ll be back in February, I’d guess, with the beginning of the build to Wrestlemania Silver. 















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