The build is here.
Survivor Series 31 (2017) comes to you live from the city of Houston, Texas. It is the 123rd PPV in WWF history.
(Dark: GDI: Cole/O’Reilly/Fish d. Kenta/Hero/Sombra
Strong d. Gargano)
The lead announcer is Mauro Ranallo – it is his 9th
PPV (Ranallo is really the 4th voice of the WWF, Gorilla, JR, Joey,
and now Mauro). The color analysts are Regal – it is his 19th PPV;
here are all the color analysts who have called more:
-Cornette (23)
-Taz (22)
…that’s it, that’s the list. Now add that Regal is the primary figure behind the developmental system (Underground) in addition to being a former IC Champ, and you should think of him as a really, really significant figure in promotion history. Nigel McGuinness is calling his 6th PPV, and making his debut, sitting in on the first 2 matches, is Corey Graves. Nigel and Regal will largely lay out during those matches, interjecting only when needed.
The show opens with a video montage of every Kurt Angle title match:
….Wrestlemania 17 (from Houston, coincidentally) from 2001, Angle takes the WWF Title from Benoit
…Summer Slam 2001, Angle combines the WWF and ECW titles by
beating RVD…coincidentally, at ringside, one Paul Heyman…
…Survivor Series 2001…Angle wins a Lumberjack Match against NWA wrestler Booker T…coincidentally, he’s from Houston…
…Royal Rumble 2002…in Atlanta...where, coincidentally, Angle won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck, Angle ends the “Invasion” by beating Ric Flair…
…Wrestlemania 18…where, coincidentally, the dark match featured the dark match debut of one Brock Lesnar…Angle beats Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig in his final WWF PPV appearance…
…Summer Slam 2002…Kurt now unifies the NWA Title with the WWF and ECW Titles to create an Undisputed Heavyweight Championship by defeating Rey Mysterio…there’s a coincidence there too, but you don’t know that yet…and that it appears to be the first of these clips without a coincidence is a clue for the eagle eyed viewers for something that’s going to happen a little later tonight…
…Survivor Series 2002…Angle keeps the belt over Jericho in a match that sees postmatch activities between HBK and, coincidentally, Brock Lesnar…
…Royal Rumble 2003…Angle defeats Michaels, postmatch…Haas and Benjamin, who won the Tag Titles earlier that night turn on Kurt to join Lesnar. Coincidentally, Benjamin is in Kurt’s corner tonight..
…Wrestlemania 19 2003…Angle keeps the WWF Title by beating Brock Lesnar.
…Survivor Series 2003…Angle and Brock are both in a 4 way match that also includes WWF Champion Eddy Guerrero and Chris Benoit (man, consider that foursome)…Eddy keeps the belt, pinning Brock…
…Royal Rumble 2004…Angle regains the Undisputed Title by beating Guerrero in Philly…earlier that night Haas and Benjamin regained the tag titles by beating Shawn and Hunter, and Lesnar beat Cactus Jack in a barbed wire match that…somewhat controversially…ended with he and Bill Goldberg urinating on the prone Cactus….
…Wrestlemania XX…Angle drops the title to Benoit at MSG….Haas and Benjamin dropped the tag titles to Flair and Leviathan (IRL Batista)….and Brock/Goldberg lost a Weapons Match to Cactus and The Rock that ended Brock’s first run with the company…
…Summer Slam 2004…Angle’s last WWF Title match…he loses again to Benoit in a 2 out of 3 Falls Match…
…Survivor Series 2004…Angle wins a different title, the tag titles, along with Benjamin – they beat RVD/Rey to take the straps…
…Royal Rumble 2005…Team Angle drops those belts, to the Spreekillers (Helms/Rhyno) there’s a postmatch brawl with Team Angle (including Regal) against the Clique…
…Survivor Series 2005…Angle’s next title match was his last…he and Benoit for the vacant IC Title in Detroit at the Eddy Guerrero Memorial show…both men only needed the IC to win the Triple Crown (named the Hart-Guerrero Memorial Triple Crown). Benoit won.
Now…12 years later…Survivor Series 2017…Kurt Angle returns in the exact spot where he left…fighting to win the IC Title, which he needs to win the Triple Crown…12 years later…and he’s fighting, of all people, Brock Lesnar.
(it’s really kinda something if you think about it)
1.
Full Circle (Orton/Cena) d. Sheamus/Mizanin
-One of the clips in the pre-show package
was Rhyno/Helms taking the tag belts from Angle/Benjamin – do you know who took
the belts from those guys? It was Orton
and Cena, a dozen years ago. It’s all
come around Full Circle, they use heel chicanery to go over the mismatched
babyfaces Sheamus/Mizanin.
2.
Asuka d. Bayley Kid Canada d. Claudio Castagnoli
-Asuka has an unbeaten streak – the fans
hold up signs, they chant “As-ka” “As-ka” – hell, her catch phrase is “Who’s
Next?” Give her the fireworks, show her
walking in from the back. She’s great – Graves, heel announcer, is her biggest
cheerleader – the goal for her matches isn’t destruction, it’s to have 4 star
matches; you watch Asuka matches knowing you’ll see workrate; wondering if
today will be the day someone finally beats her. For Bayley – it’s hard not to notice the
crushing disappointment is just taking its toll; she tries and tries and tries
– and never beats Asuka.
Graves leaves the announce. Kid Canada d. Claudio Castagnoli
3.
Kid Canada d. Claudio Castagnoli
Kid Canada is, of course, Kevin Steen in a maple leaf mask. He’s wearing his regular ring gear, but he’s thrown on that mask. After a year long feud seemingly culminating in a loser leaves town match, all of the “this feud is now over” messages were given, everyone seemingly moved on to someone lighter programs – and apparently, Kevin Steen created a grizzled Canadian luchador named Kid Canada. Gargano yells at him – Claudio is clearly irritated – he climbs out of the ring, he walks around – he grabs a microphone – he curses in any language except for English, as he doesn’t ever speak English. Steen wrestles like himself, controlling the early part of the action against a distracted Castagnoli. Interference from Gargano helps turn the tide, Claudio has control until Steen pulls out whatever kind of lucha moves he’s able to do – ideally, he hits some thrown together version of the 619 (Nigel calls it the 450) the moves can be lousy, they just startle Claudio so much that he winds up getting cradled.
Kid Canada is, of course, Kevin Steen in a maple leaf mask. He’s wearing his regular ring gear, but he’s thrown on that mask. After a year long feud seemingly culminating in a loser leaves town match, all of the “this feud is now over” messages were given, everyone seemingly moved on to someone lighter programs – and apparently, Kevin Steen created a grizzled Canadian luchador named Kid Canada. Gargano yells at him – Claudio is clearly irritated – he climbs out of the ring, he walks around – he grabs a microphone – he curses in any language except for English, as he doesn’t ever speak English. Steen wrestles like himself, controlling the early part of the action against a distracted Castagnoli. Interference from Gargano helps turn the tide, Claudio has control until Steen pulls out whatever kind of lucha moves he’s able to do – ideally, he hits some thrown together version of the 619 (Nigel calls it the 450) the moves can be lousy, they just startle Claudio so much that he winds up getting cradled.
Kid Canada then joins the announce for the
next match. He maintains the persona,
and when the announcers say “come on Kevin, stop this” – he no sells it in that
thick Quebecoise accent “I don’t know who is this Kevin, but he sounds handsome
and talented and girthy in the trunks”
4.
Tres Bon Mask Challenge: El Generico d. Kalisto
-Kid Canada brought with him a little
tournament to crown the greatest masked wrestler in WWF, and while it’s a fairly
lighthearted program, Ranallo makes sure to put over that that mask isn’t a
lighthearted matter, reminding WWF fans that the loss of his mask was a loss of
identity for Pac, he became Neville, he and Claudio left GDI to form Trash –
and now Neville is gone, totally gone, and as far as we know will never wrestle
again. Generico goes over in the best
match they can have. Kid Canada enters
the ring, Generico clearly had no idea that his best friend was, in fact, Kid
Canada, and is clearly quizzical as Canada enters the ring.
Steen stays in character, talks about
welling up with pride as a great wrestler who he understands has spent some
time in Quebec has survived in the Tres Bon Mask Challenge.
But – Canada says – you’re not done yet
(part of the build was Kid Canada saying that at Survivor Series he would
announce what very special masked wrestler would be taking on the winner of
Generico/Kalisto at the Rumble)..
Rey Mysterio’s highlight package plays on
the video wall. The Legendary Triple
Crown Winning Mysterio will make his return for one night only – to face El
Generico at the Royal Rumble!
Generico is super excited, as one would
expect – and probably we’re pretty stoked for that matchup too.
5.
Women’s Title: Becky Lynch (w/Anderson/Gallows)
d. Charlotte Flair (w/Strong)
-It’s a 6 month build and it’s the blow
off; so it’s a clean match, they have the best back and forth match they can
have- and it’s Lynch, from the Bullet Club, stopping Charlotte’s attempt to
become the first 3 time Women’s champion.
It is a full celebration for the Bullet Club as they retain this title.
6.
Shinsuke Nakamura d. Bobby Roode
-Another Bullet Club vs. Horsemen blowoff –
and another win for the Club; once again, just the best back and forth clean
match the two can have, with Nakamura getting the pinfall win.
7.
No DQ: Tyler Black (w/Anderson and Gallows) d.
Dean Ambrose
-Black and Ambrose were the heart of the
Shield, who had the longest reign for any beltholders in the modern WWF
era. Langston left the group, Black got
injured, Ambrose didn’t show the type of loyalty that Black wanted to see
(years before it appears real world WWF is doing the same program in reverse)
creating distance between the two men that culminated in Ambrose beating Black
at WM. They shook hands – largely these
were just harsh words and hard feelings as opposed to something more serious –
but Black was, apparently, less conciliatory than he appeared as, in the close
of a Summer Slam loss to Devitt and Nakamura, Black turned on Ambrose and joined
the Bullet Club. A shocking…shocking
turn of events.
So there’s no wrestling at all here; it’s
just a fight – Ambrose comes from the
crowd, entering like he’d enter as a part of the Shield – Anderson and Gallows
meet him up there in an ambush, but Ambrose swats each away with a steel chair,
both men taking some type of tumble down the concrete steps. Ambrose barely breaks stride as he now has
Black alone – and they fight hard, it should be a fairly violent fight, only
occasionally going in the ring – Black grabs a chain under the ring and punches
Ambrose with it, busting him open; Ambrose will bite at Black’s forehead,
ripping at his flesh and busting him open.
The finish comes when Nakamura runs in to lay Ambrose out. Nakamura and Black have no relationship at
all – Nakamura didn’t know Black was joining the Bullet Club, and that’s
created distance between himself and Devitt.
But here, he shows his loyalty to his squad, hitting Ambrose with the
Bomaye, allowing Black to get the fall.
Anderson and Gallows have now recovered,
and along with Nakamura and Black they beat Ambrose down and bury him under the
Bullet Club flag, signifying that it may be a very, very long time before we
see Dean Ambrose again. Tyler Black
extinguishes his longtime partner.
8.
WWF Tag Titles: Tornado Match: Usos
(Roman/Jimmy/Jey) d. New Day (Langston/Kingston/Woods)
-A staple of tag matches for a decade has
been mechanisms to permit a lot of guys getting involved (it’s how I can keep
guys physically involved when I can’t actually put them in matches) and with
the emergence of squads like The Shield, the Wyatts and these two teams, there
have been a lot of great 3 on 3 matches in recent years. This is one of them, it’s a really good match
of skills (adding Roman to the IRL mix is a big win) and this one has a very
specific storyline. The Usos are heels
who pretend to be babyfaces when Roman is looking – and that leads to Roman
believing the New Day are heels, when in fact, they are babyfaces.
That view of the New Day has caused real
animosity between Roman and those three guys – so the pivotal spot in this
match makes sense.
Jimmy and Jey are lining up Woods for a
con-Chair-to (it’s a tornado match, the official is occupied, but not knocked
out, for reasons that will be apparent before the end of the night) when, for
the first time ever – Roman sees them.
And we know that Roman now knows what’s going on – Jimmy and Jey are the
bad guys.
Roman snatches a chair away from one of
them – pauses – pauses – and then turns and lays Woods out with the chair.
Roman then runs wild on Kingston and
Langston – full on superman stuff – he gets the fall – Jimmy and Jey are
shocked – what’s happening here – but then Roman signifies that he’s with them.
Roman has turned heel, joining the rest of the heel Usos – and they are united
as a cocky heel tag threesome.
Prior to the next match – still images of
the 12 men in WWF history to have won the Hart-Guerrero Memorial Triple Crown
PEDRO
MORALES
BRET
HART
SHAWN
MICHAELS
OWEN
HART
STEVE
AUSTIN
CACTUS
JACK
EDDY
GUERRERO
REY
MYSTERIO
CHRIS
BENOIT
CHRIS
JERICHO
EDGE
NICK
NEMETH
9.
IC Title: Brock Lesnar (w/Heyman) d. Kurt Angle
(w/Benjamin)
-An Angle win will get his name engraved on
that Triple Crown trophy (like the Stanley Cup) which remains in possession of
the most recent winner until it is passed forward (Nemeth’s had it since WM 29)
a Lesnar win will mean he’s held the IC for a full year as he moves to the
Rumble, and with his first ever win over Angle he adds to the claim that he is,
in fact, the Real World’s Champion.
If you don’t know the Lesnar/Angle/Benjamin
backstory the Angle highlight package to start the broadcast hopefully filled
you in. This is a deep relationship.
Most of Brock’s matches are No DQ, for
obvious reasons, and there’s not any evidence that Angle can give a ton in
2017, but given the nature of the rivalry, with this not being a blood feud, but instead a competition
between two professionals (like a real athletic contest, not like “I will
murder your children”) it’s a straight match.
And seeing these guys grapple a little bit,
even at this age, is fun – let’s see Angle and Lesnar exchange amateur holds
for a couple of minutes knowing it is the last time.
Lesnar largely dominates, Angle fights from
underneath – Lesnar hits an F5 and Angle kicks out. The F5 is a really protected move – so Lesnar
sort of goes white when Angle kicks out – Lesnar immediately tries to get him
up again, but Angle desperately bangs away at Brock’s bad elbow (Rusev injured
Brock’s elbow at the Rumble, Jericho looked to take advantage of it at Mania,
Strowman was too green to do so at Summer Slam, but Angle spent some time
working out with Brock before that Strowman match, and Angle knows exactly
where that weakness is – and here he springs the trap). Lesnar can’t get Angle up, and Angle moves
from that spot into an armbar and – for a moment – it looks like he’s going to
win this title.
He’s not – Lesnar powers out with fury –
hits an F5, decides not to go for the pinfall – but instead stares hard at
Benjamin on the outside – Benjamin, with whom he goes back all the way to their
MTV reality show Camp Angle days – and Lesnar then goes back – hits Kurt with
another F5 and pins him.
Benjamin leaps into the ring to tend to
Angle – and we see he and Brock stare hard at each other as Lesnar and a
celebrating Heyman “Like I said – this is the Real World’s Champion” exit.
10.
WWF Title: Triple Threat Match: Samoa Joe No
Contest AJ Styles, Prince Devitt (guest referee-Bryan Danielson)
-One fall to a finish.
-We see the tension between AJ and
Danielson, they have been antagonists for over a year
-Devitt and AJ work together, really
dominate Joe.
-AJ has a chance to get a pinfall. Devitt breaks it up.
-That’s the last straw. AJ shouts and Devitt. Devitt shouts back. That tension has built and built and built –
and now it explodes and the two just start punching each other, just firing
shots.
-That allows Joe to recover and then get
the advantage on both of them.
-Here’s the crucial spot – AJ is going to
hit Joe with the flying forearm, Devitt pulls Danielson in front, and he takes hit to the head.
-Danielson’s knocked out; obviously, he
retired because of concussions, and he’s just taken that forearm strike flush.
-The agents come out from the back, they
pull Danielson from the ring, a second official takes his place – Danielson doesn’t
go to the back, he stays near the ring, shaking his head, talking to the
trainer.
-Here’s the finish: there’s been a second
ref bump (I know) Nakamura and Black enter, they grab a ladder from under the
ring – AJ and Devitt set it up – and that’s going to lead to some huge bump
where AJ and Devitt both leap from the ladder atop Joe, crashing down – both men
laid atop him – and at the same time the second referee recovers and crawls
over to make the pinfall count on AJs behalf….Danielson staggers back into the
ring to make the pinfall count on Devitt’s behalf. Both officials count simultaneously and the
match ends. The Bullet Club entrance
song plays. The second official raises AJs hand and Nakamura celebrates while
Danielson simultaneously raises Devitt’s hand and Black celebrates.
-Danielson, still on what would have once
been called “queer street” without concern that it was either culturally
insensitive nor insufficiently capturing the severity of a concussion, grasps
what has happened – the music is cut off – Danielson grabs the title belt and
exits the ring. AJ, Nakamura, Devitt,
Black all shouting at each other as the show ends.
This is the last we’ll see of Danielson
until the RAW following the Rumble.
But – tomorrow night – what we’ll learn is
that he’s decided that the title is held up.
To be awarded to the winner of Royal Rumble
Warfare – a 20 man pinfall/submission/or over the top battle royal in the main
event at the Royal Rumble.
It is the first battle royal in Royal
Rumble history. It is the first Battle
Royal ever to determine the WWF Champion.
And we’ll start talking about it next month