Here’s the card for Summer Slam 2018, the 31st
Summer Slam.
WWF Title: Shinsuke
Nakamura v. Samoa Joe
Brock Lesnar (w/Heyman)
v. The American Dragon Bryan Danielson
IC Tournament Final:
Cedric Alexander v. Prince Devitt
Tag Titles: The
Revival (Dash/Dawson) v. Bullet Club (Styles/Black)
Special MMA
Attraction: Ronda Rousey v. Charlotte Flair
Kevin Steen v. La
Sombra (w/Mysterio and Zelina)
Jeff Hardy v. Luke
Harper
Winner Gets Tag Title
Shot: Roman Reigns-Uso (w/Usos) v. Mike Mizanin (w/Sheamus/McIntyre)
Gods of Carnage (Rusev/Strowman,
w/Lana) v. New Day (Woods/Langston)
WWF Title: Shinsuke Nakamura v. Samoa Joe
Let’s start at the top.
RAW the night after Mania concludes with the big Nakamura introduction
–or, at least, that’s how it’s billed all evening – but that introduction is
interrupted by the returning Joe, he attacks Nakamura during his dance to the
ring, laying the WWF Champion out –and then, it appears Joe is exiting as the
show ends – but he returns and chokes out he violin player (last time we see
the violin player) and the show ends with Joe smashing the violin.
Joe and Nakamura are each other’s biggest WWF rivals, they
feuded over the dark ride belt, they feuded as part of the Horsemen v. Bullet
Club program. Joe, as the babyface, got
the better end of that program – but now they meet again with the roles
flipped. Its going to be Summer of Joe;
he beats guys up and cuts scathing promos.
Joe’s been gone the entire calendar year thusfar, he won the title at Summer
Slam, but then had to essentially defend it in a handicap match and never got a
rematch. This allows Joe to get back that angry edge he had when entering the
promotion – the “y’all forgot about Joe” edge that gives his heel persona
credibility. Joe’s angry at the
promotion, angry at Danielson, angry at the fans – just angry.
Nakamura returns after six weeks, he attacks Joe with a
violin during a promo – the Horsemen get revenge a few weeks later – since Joe
left, there’s been speculation about his continued association with the
Horsemen (Roode/Strong/Charlotte) but Roode would dismiss it as not worth
discussion.
However, even after Joe’s
return he’s never seen with them, so when Roode/Strong attack Nakamura with
about a month left in the Summer Slam build, it’s a surprise.
That’s going to lead to the go home match – Nakamura/Kenta
v. Joe/Strong – Kenta/Hero feuded with Strong/Roode throughout the summer, and
we can combine those two programs together to get the dream tag team of
Nakamura/Kenta. Roode goes over Hero in
the undercard for that go home show, but the babyfaces win in the main (Kenta
pins Strong) there’s not really any Nakamura/Joe physicality during the tag
match, maybe the briefest section – just enough to tease the Summer Slam match. Kenta/Nakamura teaming together gets a few
weeks of build so there can be a lot of talk about how the entire country of
Japan will be riveted to that matchup.
It’s Joe challenging Nakamura for the title in Brooklyn.
We’ve also got a number one contender.
Claudio has vignettes throughout the summer from various
vacation destinations – there’s Claudio in Ibiza, there’s Claudio in Morocco,
like that. He’s surrounded by various
young Europeans, all looking fabulous in very expensive locations. Claudio still doesn’t speak English, the
vignettes are all subtitled, they all involve taking shots at fat Americans who
smell like hamburger and are too dumb to know they’re getting screwed over
(“they pay money to go to college”) that kind of thing (granted, under
President VKM the country is moving toward economic justice, but whatever “they
have to pay to go to the doctor”, “the person with the most votes doesn’t
always become President” makes sense goes here.
Just a lot of fabulous Europeans laughing at American expense.
The vignettes always end the same way – a long
lingering look at Claudio’s torso (Claudio gets as cut as he can during this
stretch, it’s abdominal Castagnoli) and then Claudio utters his only English
phrase “You’re Welcome”.
Gargano and Claudio haven’t broken up – but Gargano is busy
running from Ciampa all summer.
Claudio is the number one contender – he will face either
Nakamura or Joe at Survivor Series.
Brock Lesnar (w/Heyman) v. The American Dragon Bryan Danielson
Speaking of long running rivalries. Danielson returned after 3 years and lost to
Styles at Mania; he loses again to Styles in his next match a couple of weeks
later in the IC Tournament that we’ll talk about when we get to the Finals in a
second. That causes Danielson to cut a
“I’m not there yet” promo – it’s vulnerable, “look, I’m not the guy I used to
be right now and I’m not sure I’ll ever be that guy again”. Danielson then
“starts over” a series of really basic TV matches with enhancement guys (No Way
Jose, Baron Corbin, like that) that clearly show Danielson working on just a
couple of specific elements of his ring work depending on the opponent. We should see some comradery building between
Danielson and these guys, they’re training him/he’s training them – that sort
of thing.
And that goes on until one week, Danielson is interrupted in
the ring by the unannounced return of Paul Heyman.
Lesnar lost the big title v title fight to Nakamura at Mania
and then left, there’s no talk about him on the broadcasts, his name is removed
from the roster on the Network, but we’re told on Network programming (there
are ESPN-like daily shows on the Network, both kayfabed and on the “secret
menu” shoot style) and we know that Lesnar has one match left on his WWF deal
and is expected then to go back to UFC.
IRL, Lesnar did that unannounced appearance in UFC this
summer to do a face to face with Cormier, that happens here – this Heyman
appearance is timed to follow that.
Heyman tells Danielson that Brock’s leaving, going back to UFC to beat
Daniel Cormier’s ass – but still has one match left on his deal and the only
guy he wants to fight is Danielson.
Heyman will reset the reasons for that – we don’t need to go
through the full history here, the bottom line is Danielson is Lesnar’s biggest
WWF rival and really the only guy he demonstrates any respect for as a
fighter. They’ve had WWF Title fights
and it makes sense that, with the two men even against each other in their
careers, that if Brock really does only have one wrestling match left, he’d
want it against the Dragon.
Danielson says no – which Heyman does not expect – he says
he’s not ready and he can’t give Brock the kind of last match that he
deserves.
Heyman says he can’t really go back to Lesnar with that
answer. Lesnar is contractually required
for one more WWF match and there’s just not another option. Danielson says he appreciates that, but he’s
firm, and it’s no – and Danielson exits.
Within a couple of weeks there’s a tag match with whomever
the 4 guys are who Danielson’s been wrestling each week – and there’s no finish
because Lesnar enters and kills them all dead.
Heyman cuts promo – “so, now that’s settled, you should be
free, Bryan. See you in Brooklyn”
Danielson cuts promo the following week, he’s angry but
turning down the offer again – when the four enhancement guys limp their way to
the ring and they convince him he should do it.
Danielson agrees and that sets up the match. It’s sold as the blow off match to this feud
and maybe the last Brock Lesnar match ever (we don’t promise that, as you
probably expect, this is not going to be Lesnar’s last match, so this is not
talked about as “you must tune in for Lesnar’s last match” as it’s a sports
based contract thing and not a wrestling stip, so we don’t want to heavily
press that button) and that’s a pretty compelling reason to buy the show.
Oh yeah – so, you’re not buying the show anymore.
The business model since the creation of the WWF Network has
been to keep PPVs as PPVs – the Network has that tape library, Dark Ride, and a
ton of original content – but PPV remained on PPV, that wasn’t a revenue
source they wanted to give up.
That ends with Mania – Summer Slam becomes the first PPV to
be shown as part of the package – this year, everything except Mania will be
part of the package, Mania will still be on PPV but WM35 will be the last
one.
So – come, on – this has to be worth your $9.99 – we got
Nakamura against Joe and Lesnar against Danielson.
And then 7 more matches.
IC Tournament Final: Cedric Alexander (w/BWI) v. Prince Devitt(w/Bullet
Club)
The 71st IC Champ will be crowned at Summer Slam;
Lesnar came into Mania as champ, lost that title vs. title main event to
Nakamura, and that led to the IC belt being relinquished and an 8 man tournament:
Round 1:
Prince Devitt d. Matt Riddle
-Devitt’s battle against Dark Ride isn’t ending; he lost to
Alexander at Mania but then cuts a taped promo that is played during the first
Dark Ride broadcast subsequent saying he’s going to own that company. Riddle and Keith Lee are the new Clique, they
and Michaels spend the summer feuding with GDI (Cole/O’Reilly/Fish when
healthy), British Strong Style (Dunne/Cole/Seven), and BWI
(Alexander/Ricochet/Tozawa)
AJ Styles d. Bryan Danielson
-Obviously a highly anticipated rematch of their Mania
matchup – when AJ beats Danielson again, we see that Bryan really feels the
full measure of that defeat, and that leads to the Danielson summer previously
described. That means we’re going to
have a Styles/Devitt matchup in round 2.
Cedric Alexander d. Pete Dunne
-Alexander is in Blood Warriors International with Ricochet
(Dark Ride Champion) and Tozawa – Dunne’s in British Strong Style with Bate and
Seven, managed by Nigel.
Keith Lee d. Adam Cole
-Lee, as mentioned, is in the Clique.
Round 2
Devitt d. Styles
-They’ve maintained their roles inside the Bullet Club,
despite turbulence (and there’s been some more turbulence this summer in
connection with the tag titles) and that relationship holds here, despite
Devitt holding the tights to get the win to advance to the finals.
Alexander d. Lee
-And in the finals, we get the rematch from Mania – Devitt
will meet Alexander, the winner the 71st IC Champion. Their feud was based on Alexander carrying
the Dark Ride banner after Devitt and the Bullet Club killed Jack Gallagher
after the Rumble. Dark Ride v. Bullet
Club was the program going to Mania, and so we see that continue a little bit
here; there’s a go home Bullet Club v. Dark Ride ten man
(Devitt/Anderson/Gallows/Black/Styles) against
Alexander/Riddle/O’Reilly/Bate/Gargano.
The Bullet Club wins when the Dark Ride coalition breaks down, including
an attack of Gargano by Ciampa (wherever you see Gargano this summer you know
Ciampa is not far behind).
Pretty good workrate match for your $9.99 – we’re crowning
an IC Champ, Alexander taking on Devitt.
Tag Titles: The Revival (Dash/Dawson) v. Bullet Club (Styles/Black)
The Revival took the belts from the Usos at Mania; they’re
babyfaces, that happened at the culmination of their program with their
developmental rivals, American Alpha, in a “we respect each other” sort of a
deal. Who didn’t respect Alpha was
Anderson/Gallows – the Bullet Club ended their long feud with Alpha by
potentially ending Jordan’s career prior to Mania. The Revival was in a title program at the
time so couldn’t really shift focus to the Bullet Club – but coming out of
Mania, with the belts around their waists – they take dead aim at a former ally
of theirs. And for the first month of
the summer, Revival is programmed against Anderson and Gallows, it’s a program
where they go over.
A week after the blow off match, the Revival is in the ring
with their manager, Arn Anderson, at the close of RAW – the announce (Ranallo
does all three shows, RAW, Fight Night, Dark Ride – the color analyst on RAW is
Nigel, Fight Night is Regal, Dark Ride is Graves – Renee is in the Mean Gene
role for all 3 shows – Howard had been the primary ring announcer right up
until Mania, he was given a big send off and he’s now fully retired – his
replacement is Jeremy Borash) says there have been rumors all day long about
what’s going to happen.
What happens is Arn announces his retirement – he says he
promised Dash and Dawson that if they just kept their heads down and did things
the right way, he could take them to the titles – and they did that at Mania,
with Ric Flair by their side – there’s no better time than now to go home. Arn says he didn’t want some sort of big
ceremony, just wanted to say goodbye.
Dash and Dawson have tears in their eyes – Fit Finlay and Dean Malenko,
both of whom work at WWFU and, along with Arn, once served as the three headed
WWF Commissioner, enter, surprising Arn – they say Double A does not leave the
sport through the back door. A highlight
package of Arn’s career plays – the locker room empties – and an ovation is
given as Arn exits. The camera follows
him as he goes to the back, shakes hands, gets to the door leading to the
parking lot, is handed a bag, takes one last look – and exits.
That’s how RAW goes off the air.
There’s a RAW post show, like that Smackdown IRL post show
they used to have with Danielson, and they’re doing whatever studio based stuff
they’re doing when they quickly break to the arena– we’re shown some young
worker (maybe Lio Rush) runs in from the back and – barely able to choke it out
– says – Double A…the Bullet Club….come quick…
What’s happened is that Arn was ambushed in the parking lot
(as we can later see from parking lot footage..some combo of security cameras
and fan cell phones) by Black/Devitt/Anderson/Gallows (AJ was away) they kill
him dead – burying him under the Bullet Club flag on top of his rental
car.
And that wraps up Arn Anderson.
That buys the Bullet Club lots of heat – the Revival needs
to stay away for a month, the story is they’re with Arn, aiding in his recovery
– we’re told they demand they face the Bullet Club at Summer Slam and they
don’t care which two guys it is.
So – that then starts the speculation – and
Black/Devitt/Anderson/Gallows in various combinations start tagging together.
Obviously, missing is AJ – we learn he knew nothing about
the Anderson attack, he’s irritated by it – why are we buying trouble – Black’s
got the briefcase (Black won Money in the Bank, he always has the briefcase and
cuts briefcase promos) AJ is the Best Wrestler in the World – why do we want to
buy all this heat with everyone in this entire promotion?
Devitt says “because we’re the Bullet Club, Styles. It’s what we do”
As previously discussed, AJ loses to Devitt in the IC
tournament (Devitt cheats) and further see the irritation Styles has with the
group.
But when it comes time to make the decision about who will
face the Revival for the belts – with Devitt out of the running, since he has
the IC Final – and Anderson/Gallows having already lost to the Revival over the
summer – the choice became clear.
Tyler Black. AJ
Styles.
Black is an obvious choice – he was in the Shield, arguably
the most dominant tag team in promotion history (perhaps inarguably) if there’s
a tag title on the line, he’s the guy to go get it.
And while you might think “I don’t know if AJ wants to be in
this match, given the current atmosphere with the Bullet Club” – those concerns
are assuaged when you realize that if they win the belts – AJ wins the Triple
Crown.
We saw both Angle and Benjamin fail in their efforts to win
the Triple Crown during the previous wrestling year, so we had that reminder of
what the Triple Crown was and who was its most recent winner (Nemeth, that
means he is the keeper of the Triple Crown Trophy, which has all the winners
names engraved thereon). It’s the highest honor in the sport – so even though
AJ doesn’t want the heat the Bullet Club has now, he steps into it.
So – when the Revival returns with just a few weeks remaining
before Summer Slam – who they wind up attacking is Styles, and now, even though
he wasn’t involved in the Anderson attack, AJ now has a personal issue with
Dash and Dawson headed to Summer Slam.
So that’s a good match, right? Worth your $9.99? Revival against Black and Styles? For the belts? Possible Triple Crown? You feel pretty good about watching this
show, right?
Special MMA Attraction: Ronda Rousey v. Charlotte Flair
RAW after Mania opens the same way Mania did – a cold open
on Rousey’s entrance music, with Rousey, along with HHH-M, headed to the
ring. Rousey’s appearance at Mania was
designed to be a one off, this is her first appearance live on WWF television –
she’s going to be handed a ceremonial Women’s Title belt by Hunter who will
thank her for coming to Mania.
And as that happens – the women’s roster, all wearing “Nice
Girl” t-shirts, come to the ring, led by Paige (no Asuka, no Becky, no
Charlotte, no Sasha). So, in one of
Rousey’s pre Mania interviews (Kimmel, was my thought) she referred to the WWF
women as “nice girls” in a line that could be seen as throwaway but that the
women’s roster clearly thought of as dismissive. That’s what Paige (gone for a while until
last night) articulates, speaking on behalf of the full roster. She winds up challenging Rhonda to a fight.
Rousey’s irritated – with Hunter – she says “come on, we
talked about this stuff, I don’t want any of this wrestling stuff” – that heats
up Paige “don’t talk to him, talk to me” – Rousey keeps addressing Hunter, “you
have my agent’s number – if you want another fight, call him, don’t do this
stuff” – Rousey then thanks the fans again and exits, completely ignoring Paige
who keeps goading her on as Rousey leaves.
Well – they’re going to fight, of course, it’s going to be a
main event for Fight Night in a month, Paige returns to the WWF ring for a
shoot fight with Rhonda Rousey, Rousey fighting on free WWF TV. The month allows for a tie in to Paige’s
movie, and a reminder of Paige’s role in 4-Ground, framing the modern history
of the women’s division around the history of 4-Ground.
It’s a minute long fight (in the same cage as the one at
Mania, Rousey’s got her training squad, it should look as much like MMA as
possible, it’s worked, but it’s presented as not worked) Rousey hits Paige with
a couple of shoot punches, taps her out – really just scornfully; Paige is a
former women’s champion but just no match at all for Rousey (it’s Paige’s last
ever in ring appearance, she doesn’t have to do anything but get punched in the
face and go to the mat). Rousey shakes her head postmatch “are we done now?
Anybody else?” It’s a destructive end to
Paige’s career. Rousey exits – not
smiling, irritated “goodbye WWF”
As she gets to the top of the ramp, she’s confronted by Charlotte
Flair. They have words – Rousey attempts
to brush Charlotte aside – but Charlotte won’t stand down, she keeps blocking
Rousey’s path (“ooooh”) – and a fully angry Rousey then shoves Charlotte hard –
Charlotte lunges at Rousey and knocks her down – security is there quickly – it
should feel out of control, Rousey has personal security that emerges from the
back and we see them scuffle with WWF personnel – it’s full chaos as the show
ends.
We’re told the next week that Charlotte and Rousey will meet
in an MMA style cage fight at Summer Slam.
It’s a sports build for Charlotte, we see her training in
some type of MMA gym, ideally with recognizable figures in that world, it’s not
a shoot fight but it should feel like it.
The training is also sort of half going on in addition to being
storyline; it’s hard to work a shootfight and the biggest discomfort with this
match would be if Charlotte can carry it off.
It’s the last of these MMA style matches, incidentally.
Ronda’s got show business commitments, and when we see her
she’s doing her celebrity Ronda Rousey character; she’s on location someplace,
she’s in costume shooting a guest spot on CSI:Whatever. She’s matter of fact, this was unplanned, but
the dollar amount was good, once she taps out this wrestler that’s it, she’s
going to retire from combat sports like she’s been trying to do all year.
They do a split screen via satellite interview with Ranallo
in the go home week; Charlotte is lean, focused, she recognizes she’s an
underdog but she’s here to represent the Horsemen, here to represent women’s
professional wrestling, and she’s going to give Rousey all she has. Ronda says this is light work, she’s coming
to Brooklyn, tapping Charlotte out, getting her check and saying goodbye to the
WWF for good.
There’s actually a second women’s match that is promoted all
summer but doesn’t happen – it’s Asuka defending the belt against Natty. The Anvil dies just before Summer Slam and
the match is canceled, but that’s what Asuka, still unbeaten, now the Women’s
Champion, is doing all summer, gearing up for Natty.
Kevin Steen v. La Sombra (w/Mysterio)
At Wrestlemania, Kevin Steen lost a mask match against his
oldest friend, El Generico – and then he unmasked him anyway.
This is going to be positioned by Mysterio as the ultimate
wrestling crime – back at Survivor Series 2006 CM Punk threw down the WWF Title
belt and the entire roster – for years – viewed him as a villain. It’s a wrestling crime, a norm that cannot be
violated.
For Mysterio and the other masked wrestlers, that’s
this. It’s not just that Steen
effectively murdered a beloved masked wrestler in El Generico; it’s not just
that El Generico was his best friend; it’s that Steen lost the match. If you can’t trust a man to uphold a sacred
stipulation, what can you trust him with?
Mysterio goes hard – Kevin Steen has no place in this sport
– Mysterio says he knows he’s been gone for a few years, but he’s back now and
will soon be wrestling full time again, and being a veteran – heck, being a
legend – it still means something in this sport – and what that means, in this
instance, is that Kevin Steen has no place in Rey Mysterio’s locker room.
And so – over the summer, there is a campaign to effectively
shut Steen down – his bags are thrown in the hallway, and then thrown in the
parking lot. Eventually, we’ll see Steen sit in the parking lot during TV
broadcasts as he’s not allowed in the locker room. Steen’s entrance music is taken away and
Mysterio is able to push to fans that they shouldn’t even boo him – they should
be deathly quiet whenever they see him. So – Steen matches become really weird,
as fans cheer his opponent and are just quiet, tumbleweeds level quiet, for
him. And eventually, guys stop wrestling
Steen altogether, and he has to bring in scabs to work against.
Steen starts off the summer no-selling it; what the fuck has
he ever cared about the rest of this locker room? Kevin Steen cared about GDI; Kevin Steen
cared about El Generico; Kevin Steen cares about his family and that WWF Title. But the rest of the locker room? The fans?
Screw that. Steen says he did the
right thing – and one day Sami will come back and understand that. Steen freed Sami Zayn from El Generico – and
one day, when Sami Zayn is holding the WWF Title – when he’s holding the Triple
Crown Trophy – everyone will acknowledge that Kevin Steen was right.
But by the end of the summer, this just wears him down, you
can see the fight has just gone out of him – it’s just relentless – and maybe,
maybe you start to feel a little sorry for Steen, so thoroughly ostracized by
everyone (and he’s lost all of his friends – first Claudio and Pac – then
Gargano – and Ciampa got hurt and even though he’s back, he is maniacally
focused on Gargano without any recognition that anyone else exists – and now,
not only is Generico gone – Generico is gone). Even self inflicted wounds are
still wounds.
It all breaks loose late in the summer; Steen decides, “screw it, I’m moving my stuff
back into the locker room” – Zelina and La Sombra toss it right back out (Rey
has made it clear, Steen doesn’t live there anymore) and Steen just breaks
loose – he attacks Sombra furiously; the other masked wrestlers are needed to
pull him off. Steen just screaming “I
hate you guys – I hate you guys” – that sets up Steen and La Sombra at Summer
Slam.
Jeff Hardy v. Luke Harper
El Generico isn’t the only character we said goodbye to at
WM; the Matt/Nemeth match ended with both men and Jeff in the Lake of
Reincarnation.
The next night on RAW we find out what that means when there’s
a retirement ceremony for Matt Hardy.
The build to that match, the match itself – was designed to really walk
us through the full Matt Hardy career, top to tail – and when he went into the
Lake – the message was that all of his gimmicks were gone.
It’s not Broken Matt who appears on RAW to retire – it’s
Matt Hardy.
He gets the full ceremony, with video package – with appearances
from the expected guests – Edge, Christian, Lita, Trish, at least D-Von and
Bubba if we can get him. Eric Bischoff
is here. There’s the WWF fork. It's a shoot retirement (maybe) Matt's not on the booking sheet the rest of the wrestling year, I've kept the Undertaker/HHH retirements, I have two scenarios where I could see turning around on this one, but at present, Matt's done.
And Jeff – because when he went into the water, it’s just
Brother Nero who died forever. But Jeff –
as we understand from this ceremony, he will be returning to the ring – as Jeff
Hardy – at Summer Slam against Luke Harper. Jeff won’t wrestle all summer,
there will be taped pieces with highlights of his whole WWF career, it’s a high
flying veteran, a WWF legend, really, Jeff Hardy – returning as Jeff Hardy for
the first time in many years. Harper
turns heel over the summer, he’s a big, nasty athletic brawler and he promises
to make Jeff’s return a short one.
There’s another retirement announcement over the summer.
Kurt Angle, wearing a Shoot Nation track suit, says he’s
wrestled his last ever singles match; and at WM 35 he’ll wrestle his last
match, period.
But between now and then – he’s going to have some fun.
Angle says the best time of his career was Team Angle, when
he led a real team of athletes and they battled The Clique. And now he sees that Shawn Michaels is back
and there’s a whole new Clique.
If HBK is back…then so is Kurt.
Angle says he’d like to introduce the men he’s going to ride
with through WM – the other members of a group he is calling Shoot Nation –
Shelton Benjamin.
Chad Gable. Nick Nemeth.
The three men enter – Nemeth has cut off all his hair, it’s
the end of the Show Off Nick Nemeth gimmick and now he is amateur wrestler guy,
like the other guys in the stable. They’re
all wearing the track suits.
Angle says amateur wrestling is in his blood, he thinks
amateur wrestlers are the best athletes on earth – and there are three great
ones he’s proud to stand beside the rest of his career.
Angle takes the three guys to live and train out in Colorado
Springs; they work with the US team, they do long features about their summer
on the Network, just to see them living that lifestyle, to see the foursome becoming
closer. Conspicuously, there are
multiple context clues that a fifth guy is expected (an extra track suit is in
one piece, an extra locker, an extra bed, it’s never discussed, but it’s there
if you’re paying attention; it’s almost like a fifth guy is there, but they’re not
showing him…at least that’s some of the internet speculation – “who is the
fifth guy” becomes a talking point)
In the last piece, near the end of the summer – Angle says
since he’s wrapping up his career, he wants to make sure he wrestles all the
guys he wants to wrestle.
And where he wants to start – is AJ Styles.
Angle says the RAW after Mania will be the first match for
Shoot Nation – and they’re going to take on the Bullet Club. Angle tells AJ to bring all his guys – all 5
members of the Bullet Club – and they’ll take on Shoot Nation. “You 5 guys against…..the five of us...” and
then Angle looks at someone off camera “You ready to show them what you got,
big man?” and then Angle smiles “AJ – go
win your Triple Crown. See you the night
after.”
Winner Gets Tag Title Shot: Roman Reigns-Uso (w/Usos) v. Mike Mizanin
(w/Sheamus/McIntyre)
Big night for Sheamus and Mizanin at Mania; they won the
four way match, going over Full Circle (they’ll be programmed against them during
the summer and go over again, that wraps Full Circle for the rest of the
wrestling season). And they are joined
by Sheamus’s old partner McIntyre; he returns after a few years away, kicked
Roman’s head off – and he joins up with Mizanin and Sheamus.
The Usos lost their tag belts at Mania, they spend a month
away, licking their wounds – and then return to jump Miz/Sheamus/McIntyre (they
spend some time trying to pick a name – Sheamus says they should call themselves
the Bar, because they don’t just raise the bar, they are the bar – Mizanin says
Sheamus clearly doesn’t understand that saying; Mizanin says they should call
themselves Mike and the Mechanics, given the connotation the word mechanics has
with wrestlers – and Mizanin always liked the song The Living Years.
McIntyre has no time for any of this – he doesn’t really fit
that well with the somewhat comedic stylings of Miz and Sheamus – he’s all
twitchy intensity in his return, he does a lot of scowling. We see the occasional sideways glance at
Mizanin. The tease, of course, is that
McIntyre might, at some point, just decide he and Sheamus don’t really need
Mizanin and kick his head off.
We get a couple more brawls among the 6 men and then it’s
shut down – the decision, for some convoluted reason – is that at Summer Slam,
each team will have one man represent them and the winner will earn their squad
a tag title shot at Survivor Series.
The Usos, of course, pick Roman.
There’s unease with the other squad – they can’t even settle
on a name, how can they pick a representative?
They decide to vote.
Mizanin says it’s McIntyre; he’s a monster and they need a monster to go
against Roman. Sheamus says it’s
McIntyre; he’s known him for years, he’s the guy to get them this title
shot.
McIntyre says he’s going to decide. He says it’s Mizanin. And he doesn’t explain, he gets up and walks
away.
It’s Reigns against Mizanin, winner earns the tag title shot
at Survivor Series.
Gods of Carnage (Rusev/Strowman, w/Lana) v. New Day (Woods/Langston)
GoC chose to destroy
New Day as opposed to winning their WM 4-way, and that’s what we’re told about
GoC over the summer – they don’t need belts, they want to wreck people. GoC keeps squashing guys all summer. New Day returns at mid summer and largely
looks to laugh off their Mania match; they got beat in a matter of seconds,
they decide to own it, comparing their loss to other high profile defeats in
their promos. But at Summer Slam, they’ll
make up for it. No physicality at all
between the two teams all summer.
That’s the build. In
addition to all of that, Moon/Sane/Shirai now make up the core of the women’s
division in Dark Ride – also on Dark Ride we see the new Underground alliance
that debuted at Mania, Alestair Black, Murphy, AoP – they program against War
Machine, Dijak, and whichever of Nicholls and Haste didn’t leave, I always forget. And Mustafa Ali is programmed against Mascara
Dorada.
It’s Summer Slam 31.
It’s Brooklyn. It’s coming in August
WWF Title: Shinsuke
Nakamura v. Samoa Joe
Brock Lesnar (w/Heyman)
v. The American Dragon Bryan Danielson
IC Tournament Final:
Cedric Alexander v. Prince Devitt
Tag Titles: The
Revival (Dash/Dawson) v. Bullet Club (Styles/Black w/Anderson/Gallows)
Special MMA
Attraction: Ronda Rousey v. Charlotte Flair (w/Roode/Strong)
Kevin Steen v. La
Sombra (w/Mysterio and Zelina)
Jeff Hardy v. Luke
Harper
Winner Gets Tag Title
Shot: Roman Reigns-Uso (w/Usos) v. Mike Mizanin (w/Sheamus/McIntyre)
Gods of Carnage (Rusev/Strowman,
w/Lana) v. New Day (Woods/Langston)
