Wrestlemania 40 comes to you from Philadelphia.
The announcers (analysts rotate throughout the broadcast) Michael Cole (8th PPV) Corey Graves (10th) Wade Barrett (10th) Steve Regal (29th)
Music from the Rocky catalog plays for all the highlight packages, because of Philadelphia, and because of Rocky III and the Hulk Hogan/Eye of the Tiger of It All, and because a million years ago I decided when I did my last WM, the closing package would be black and white stills to "The Final Bell" The opening montage will be all the Brother v Brother matches from WM 10, 20, 30 leading to images from the builds for tonights matches, and the end package will be still images from the prior 39 Manias, going backward from tonight all the way through to 1985, so when the final notes are played from the Conti song, a black and white shot of a smiling Steamboat, holding the WWF Title belt aloft is shown.
Additionally, throughout the night are packages of wrestlers stepping alone into one of those immersive theaters to watch "this is your life" clips where they can see themselves from childhood all the way to their first WM appearance. It's likely an emotional night from Philadelphia - Summer Slam is going to be a much more wrestling focused, stripped down show - this is the blow out.
Dark: Dragon Lee d. Je'von Evans
Bron Steiner d. Sheamus
The Culture (Hayes/Williams) d. Axion/Frazer
Dark Ride Title: Cedric Alexander (w/Culture) d. Ilja Dragunov
The 19th Dark Ride Champ is Cedric Alexander, the Mania telecast begins with Alexander/Hayes/Williams standing triumphantly on the turnbuckles
The opening highlight package includes clips from the Brother v Brother matches from 10, 20, 30:
-Owen v Bret
-Shawn v Razor
-Eddy v. Chavo
-Shawn v Hunter
-Claudio v Danielson
-Nemeth v Sheamus
-Brock v. Swagger
1. TRIPLE CROWN (Styles/Mysterio w/Nakamura) d. UNION OF CROWNS (Dunne/Bate)
-Styles gets the fall on Bate; Triple Crown is a pretty flexible box, I could see guys moving in and out, as anyone with a TC is eligible under this conceit - there's a Main Event Mafia possibility here, if Zayn and Rey are ever part of a heel faction, this is the mechanism for that.
2. MILLION DOLLAR RETIREMENT MATCH: PRINCE DEVITT d. LOGAN PAUL (w/McAfee)
-Devitt gets the fall, McAfee tries to sneak off with the briefcase, it's partially open and leaking money, McDonaugh appears, taking him out on the ramp, securing the briefcase, still leaking money, Devitt and McDonaugh are reunited and all is right with the world. There's cash all over the place, roadies sweep it into corners
3. STREET PROFITS d. YOUNG MONEY (Killings/Kingston w/Woods)
-Woods turns here, joining the Profits, who are also turning, as this started as an all babyface matchup. The Woods/Profits act becomes more serious - I'd like to get Kingston in a babyface tag act with Orton, give them a run, have Orton turn on him setting up the last stretch of both guys WWF careers.
Here come the lumberjacks - the idea is 40 total, given that its WM 40, all in pairs who have some sort of connection with each other; whether on TV or through social media, ideally all 40 have chosen sides, half are with the Rock (the new ownership, new booking direction, etc..) half with Knight (Hunter's side, keeping WWF stuck in the most shlocky parts of its past). It's possible not all 40 guys are available here (Batista is the biggest stretch). They all get introductions, it's a long spot, it's WM 40 after all.
HBK/HHH-M
Windham/Rotundo
Rick/Scott
Undertaker/Kane
Cena/Batista
Bubba/DVon
Waltman/Road Dogg
Helms/Rhyno
Chavo/Carlito
Angle/Haas
RVD/Sabu
Sheamus/Barrett
Booker/Bradshaw
Fit/Regal
Arn/Tully
Raven/Dreamer
Crews/Bernard
DiBiase/DiBiase Jr.
Foley/Snow
Natty/Bret
4. LEGENDS LUMBERJACK MATCH: THE ROCK d. LA KNIGHT
-This is really just fan service; the lumberjacks break down, of course, and start to brawl - eventually, Knight's ridiculous act pushes a step too far and the guys who had been on his side now change their minds, there's a ref bump, Hunter winds up aiding the Rock, Shawn superkicks Knight to get his revenge, as many guys who can do some approximation of a finishing move lay Knight out postmatch - then the guys find the money and hand it to fans in a supersized IRL Andre at WM spot. All the money is now gone - we get a giant dose of nostalgia without it coming at the finish of the main event (everyone liked the finish of IRL 40 more than I did).
5. NO HOLDS BARRED: DEFIANCE (Priest/Dom/Ripley) d. RANDY ORTON/ANDRADE/BECKY LYNCH
-Reed returns and he and Priest wipe out Orton, the finish comes when Andrade inadvertently chairshots Lynch, Ripley gets the fall. Black sprints to the ring, his match is supposed to be next, he's out of his mind with concern, he's furious at Andrade - eventually they all go to the back. The set up next step is Black/Andrade, Andrade returned because of what Reed did to Flair and now he has, albeit accidentally, injured Lynch - and then that is designed to set up the Flair/Lynch breakup as they align, understandably with their husbands in the next chapter of their forever on again/off again friendship. Now, as it turns out, Flair/Andrade are already IRL divorced and Lynch still doesn't have a return date. Back to this show - Black's match against Escobar is supposed to go next, but there's shuffling around and the women's tag title match is moved up.
6. WOMENS TAG TITLES: BIANCA BELAIR/BAYLEY d. NAOMI/DAKOTA KAI
-The babyfaces keep, Belair gets the fall. Quick, painless.
7. SANTOS ESCOBAR (w/Twisted Sun Gods) d. TYLER BLACK
-Black is distracted, he goes under, and then as quickly as possible runs back to the back - Lynch is going to be gone long enough (maybe really, really long enough) that the severity of what's happened to her can be emphasized by his essentially giving away this match. I think this might serve as the impetus to put Black back with Langston, either as "Langston pulls Black from darkness" or "Langston gives Black the grit he needs to push harder".
8. DREW McINTYRE (w/Union of Crowns) d. ROMAN REIGNS (Special Guest Referee: Chad Gable)
-Its the blowoff to the feud - McIntyre goes over, there's more juice left in his ability to have good wrestling matches, in this heel/heel program, it's Drew who establishes himself as the man; he/Dunne/Bate pose, it's time for In Memorium.
In Memorium
Bray Wyatt
Terry Funk
Iron Sheik
Superstar Billy Graham
Billy White Wolf
Adrian Street
Bushwacker Butch
Droz
Killer Khan
Virgil
Butcher Vachon
Ole Anderson
9. IC TITLE: LADDER MATCH: JIMMY USO d. JEY USO
-Given the Brother v. Brother theme we've done every decade at Mania, every version of this card for the past couple of years had an Usos ladder match for the IC, with a slight pause given how bad their IRL match was at 40. Roman runs in on behalf of Jey, we get the return of Solo, he comes out of the crowd to help Jimmy - bumps all around - Jimmy climbs the ladder, takes the belt, the crowd yeets (Jimmy got the Yeet gimmick) and there's a new IC Champ, the 86th IC Champ in history.
10. WOMENS TITLE: IYO SKY d. ASUKA/KAIRI SANE
-There's also a new women's champ, the 18th modern women's WWF Champ - this is the blow off for this feud and really a turning of the page, Asuka has been the ace of the division for years, really her entire run with the promotion, but Sky beat her at last year's Mania and now pins her here, taking the title and establishing that she's the best women's wrestler in WWF.
11. TAG TITLES: SAMI ZAYN/KEVIN STEEN d. KINGS OF WRESTLING (Gargano/Ciampa)
-It's my ideal final Mania tag title match; Steen and Zayn reunited the year prior, won the belts at the Rumble and now vanquish the challenge from their former stablemates.
12. WWF TITLE: WALTER (w/Heyman) d. CODY RHODES
-The 66th WWF Champion is Walter. Nearly 2 years ago, the plan to have Walter win the title at 40 was created, albeit, initially Brock was the penciled in opponent. Here, Walter and Heyman enter the ring to the ECW theme, Heyman wearing the old duster. Rhodes fights from underneath, Walter attacking that knee that was injured by the masked man a couple weeks prior. Codys been the champion for a year - but still feels like the underdog throughout the match, and eventually, succumbs.
Postmatch handshake, Cody leaves the ring - and with his back turned as he's walking away, the masked man emerges from under the ring, two glass light tubes, he cracks Cody's knee again - he drops like a shot - medical emerges to aid Cody as the masked man, with one light tube, enters the ring - he and Walter nose to nose - Heyman intercedes - theres a moment.....and then Heyman and the masked man hug. They hug, I tells you, they hug.
Heyman pulls off his mask.
CM Punk.
Punk unzips his black coat, revealing an old school Paul Heyman Guy t shirt - Punk has shockingly joined Heyman, the three men pose for the Philadelphia fans as Wrestlemania 40 comes to a close.
I've got a post ready to go for May, for June - then I'll build to Summer Slam, WWF 150, the final PPV for the Counterfactual, in July.
One black and white image from each WM, working backwards.
40-The Punk unmasking
39-The Zayn/Steen reconciliation hug
38-Cody waving the Bullet Club flag at the top of the ladder
37-Zayn, bleeding through the El Generico mask, on top of the Cell
36-Lynch submitting to Banks in the Montreal Match
35-Kurt Angle held aloft by Shoot Nation after his final match
34-Nakamura with the Bomaye on Lesnar
33-Claudio/Pac swinging ladders onto Steen/Generico
32-The Bullet Club formation
31-Kenta with the Go 2 Sleep on Danielson
30-AJ Lee shaking hands with Natty Neidhart before the first women's PPV match
29-Punk throwing in the towel to end the Danielson/Lesnar match while Bruno and Steamboat look on
28-Danielson kicking Jericho's head in.
27-The huge Underground celebration in the ring, Punk laying on the ground at Bret's feet
26-Bret and Shawn nose to nose before each man's final match
25-Steamboat chopping Punk
24-Edge standing over a fallen Jericho
23-Undertaker tombstoning Michaels, Austin as the referee
22-Cactus sending Van Dam through a flaming table
21-Eddy/Dean/Benoit with their hands raised together as the confetti falls
20-Jericho throwing Christian off the Cell
19-Lesnar shooting star press
18-Hennig submitting to Angle
17-Austin stunner on Regal
16-Carnage from the first TLC match
15-Edge/Christian and Trish turning on the Hardys, joining the Clique
14-Shamrock and Austin bleeding in the Octagon
13-Austin double middle finger to Bret
12-Michaels/Diesel/Razor with the Clique handsign
11-Michaels submitting to Bret in the sharpshooter
10-Owen celebrating with the WWF Title
9-Michaels/Razor/Diesel brawl with Bret/Owen/Savage
8-Bret and Flair nose to nose
7-Savage in mid air, dropping an elbow on Hennig
6-Bret waving the Canadian flag in Toronto
5-The Brainbusters and Rockers all bleeding
4-Dynamite screaming at Steamboat
3-Hogan dropping a leg on Piper
2-The 4 members of the Hart Foundation all holding title belts, standing on the turnbuckles
1-Ricky Steamboat holding aloft the WWF Title
One show left. But some other stuff to come beginning next month with...an alternative AEW history.